Partaking in a little holiday recycling? Find out how to keep it under wraps


What really happens to your body when you drink too much–and why most hangover remedies won’t work.

Five Office Health Hazards

December 16, 2007

Desk jockeys beware: The average working environment can take a surprising toll on your health. Here’s how to avoid the hazards.

You’ve probably never heard of the E70 because Nokia’s marketing team is busy finding every last dick in the universe to suck, so I’m going to do their job for them and tell you about this product. And no, I’m not being paid to do this. I’m just tired of the iPhone fanboys shooting huge sticky wads and high-fiving each other (literally) over their stupid cellphones

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.

Horoscope tomorrow

December 14, 2007

Deal with it and move on. That’s your usual approach to a problem. The stars, however, are tapping you on the shoulder, saying that you and your partner might need to slow down and be more thorough right now.
Right, when I can’t deal, I move on! Ya’ll deal with that!



December 14, 2007

“Adults are just kids who owe money” – saw on TV


December 14, 2007

“I’ve been in the forecasting business for 50 years, and I’m no better than I ever was, and nobody else is either.” – Alan Greenspan