Existential Crisis Cake

August 24, 2007

Miss Information’s Existential Crisis Cake (serves 1)

TAKE one person in their late twenties, a gawky time if there ever was one.
ADD one relationship at a “Do we or don’t we?” commitment-type crossroads
STIR IN one big fat symbol of what’s missing from your current relationship (in this case, full-on passionate 100% balls to the wall love)
TOP WITH one overt physical manifestation of inner turmoil (this recipe calls for puking but panic attacks and relentless insomnia are also good substitutes)
STEW FOR As long as it takes to get a handle on your feelings. Do not add superflous ingredients, such as a baby, mortgage, or marriage proposal. You’re liable to burn the whole kitchen down.

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