June 30, 2007

If the ho don’t like your cock in her ass…..give her the “shocker” – 2 in the pink….one in the stink, 2 in the goo….one in the poo – they all love that! When she is going down on you……push her head down so she takes it all in her mouth…..let the bitch gag on yo dick! And bitches need to swallow……it’s protein!!! – Jackhammer on Askmen.

Michelle Wie

June 30, 2007

It’s hard not to like a golfing phenom whose early career and dedication to the game are eerily similar to golf’s current deity’s, Tiger Woods’, except for one small detail… she’s a girl.

June 30, 2007

“Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.”
Marilyn Manson

Work phone pickup

June 29, 2007

When you pickup your work phone, identify your name and maybe company name. Don’t just say Hello, this is NOT your personal phone you dumbass sorry excuse for a human being! EVERYthing here belongs to the company except your sorry fat hollow ass!

Ruined Birthday

June 28, 2007

From MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen. I want rich parents like that!

Miss Information

June 27, 2007

I appreciate your wanting to be open-minded and objective. Now stop. This is dating. You are not hearing death-row cases. You’re not writing public policy. You have a right to impose unfair standards and make irrational judgments. Your romantic happiness depends on it.

Still unsure? Here’s a good litmus test. I got it from my sister a long time ago, and I still use it. Imagine yourself at a party. It’s filled with all your favorite people. People you look up to. Good human beings. Now imagine you have to give a speech on why this guy is the coolest person in the room. Look down at the index card. Are you at a loss for bullet points? Do you have bullet points but don’t feel like you could expound on them? If so, worry. Admiration is tied to respect. Respect is tied to empathy. Empathy is tied to being and staying in love. If a little voice in the back of your head says, “He’s a cheeseball!” listen to it, no matter how mean and petty. It’s an indicator of a more significant feeling.  – Miss Information