Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria Get Their Grind On

May 14, 2007

Me liked the intro…

So you know how when you go to the club, and there’s a couple of really hot girls, and they’re dancing together, and pretending that their lesbians, and they’re just trying to get attention from all the guys who don’t know any better? Well, I hate those girls. It’s not real, all they want is attention. They’re like the local Lindsay Lohan.

But when the two girls grinding on each other happen to be Jessica Simpson and Eva Longoria, does that make it any different? The rational part of my brain that knows nothing would ever happen between them says “No, they’re just being the same kind of annoying teases.” The “other” part of my brain says “Just shut up and watch.”

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