Nerve Horor

April 7, 2007

You’ll be like this week, stressing your buttoned-up compatibility tests and conservative credibility, all while Photoshopping pretty faces onto hard, surgically enhanced bodies to draw in horny singles. Sure, there’s a conflict there, but don’t worry, we won’t tell. The mechanics of dating are weird enough without being too upfront about the whole thing. Maintain some degree of decorum, even when you’d rather blurt out “I desperately wanna examine your crotch with my tongue!” It’s disingenuous, but such is the way of love.


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