Spam email of the day:

Paying the Rent with Sex!!!

Another one bites the cock. This girl had the nicest ass I’ve seen in a while. She called me asking for directions to my apartment. She didn’t speak too much English She was perfect because my buddy had just lost his girlfriend and to stay for six days in the, this girl ended up being down to do anything, and I mean anything.


Crabby’s Top 10 Spam-Fighting Tips

1199 potential spam emails waiting for me from this weekend at work!

If you have known me for awhile, you’ve probably noticed that 95% of the stuff I wear on top doesn’t really have any buttons (such as shirts). Unless it’s a polo, where there’s about 4 or less buttons or Levi’s 501 button fly jeans. Other apparels usually have zippers. I find it too time consuming/frustrating to button up all those buttons that come with normal shirts. I’m such a lazy bastard!

Quotes of the Day from W2Knews:

Politics… Wise men talk because they have something to say.

Fools talk because they have to say something.” – Plato

One-Liners… The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Bumper Stickers… Driver carries no cash; HE IS MARRIED

I couldn’t get into a bar ’cause I didn’t have a driver’s license. My College ID wasn’t good enough. I intentionally make my life hard and miserable.

Going to Chelsea Piers for company outing. Will be doing rock climbing. Must please the little monkey inside me!