Darker Me

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.
  - Scott Adams

My new crush. She’s on Friday Night Lights.
No, I don’t watch that show.

By Olivia Munn on G4TV.

There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there’s only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there’s no reason why you shouldn’t have a fairly good time.
  - Edith Wharton

Here’s a news flash: romance is supposed to be fun, not work. So if you are working at getting closer to someone right now, stop doing it. If all it adds to your life is stress, it might not be worth it. Arguments, missed dates, conflict — these aren’t just obstacles to moving your relationship forward. They are sure signs that now is not the time for the two of you. Step back from the relationship and give the other person time to realize how much they miss you when you’re not around.
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I agree totally!

June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the complete human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissors. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stored with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreeable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produced may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because through more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclined to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

Source courtesy of Miss Information

You know I am! Here’s proof!

 
My new crush Click pix for her site.

8:30 a.m.: On the subway. A gaggle of giggling, jiggling, Catholic schoolgirls gallop by. I remind myself that I am not a pedophile.
10:30 p.m.: My girlfriend strips down to her pink G-string and lies down on the bed to read. Happy, wholesome thoughts prance innocently through my mind. 10:40 p.m.: The phone rings; it’s my girlfriend’s roommate. Realizing this may be the closest I’ll ever get her into a three-way, I attack and go down on her while she’s on the phone.
10:55 p.m.: Sex, hurray!
11:15 p.m.: Sleep, hurray!

NYMag

Found through Smallville.

Shacknews

Love isn’t easy, and it sure as hell isn’t free.

MSN Lifestyle: Men

I searched through rebellion, drugs, diets, mysticism, religions, intellectualism and much more, only to begin to find that truth is basically simple - and feels good, clean and right.
- Chick Corea

New York Magazine’s Daily Intelligencer

The “S” on his chest is not for steroids - it’s for Super Sperm.

NY Post

Gen-Yers say they are willing to make financial sacrifices to make the world a better place. But how long can they really expect to work less, volunteer more–and count on their aging parents to push back retirement?

- Newsweek

Send a personalized message to your friends from McNamara/Troy

FX network

There’s a certain amount of paranoia associated with being in a relationship with someone with ongoing dick problems. No matter how many times he says, “It’s not you, it’s me,” you can’t help but wonder if you have really bad technique or your pussy is as roomy as two airplane hangars. Your girlfriend’s going to feel a certain degree of relief knowing that your performance issues aren’t directly related to her, and that they may, in fact, be curable.

Nerve.com

Just in time for Halloween!

Available here, courtesy of VH1.

It’s wrong to stereotype people. It isn’t wrong, however, to recognize classifications of the team members you deal with every day. Many of the types of techies identified below may seem familiar to veteran IT managers. My ideas on how to work effectively with each type follow the descriptions.

TechRepublic.com

Userful powers secure desktop computers at a fraction of conventional costs. They use Linux.

Userful

Due to competitive pressures, many office supply and electronics chains aggressively market very low prices for laptop computers. The problem is, because of cost constraints, many of those PCs aren’t well-equipped for most real-world computing. Here are 10 things to look for in your next laptop to help you choose a model that readily meets your needs.

TechRepublic.com

A girl in a naughty nurse costume is a girl who loves a guy in need of saving. But watch out! She may have multiple patients, since anyone with a broken heart or a broken spirit is likely to get her attention. You might have to stay needier than the next guy at all times.

MSN Dating & Personals

Spidey is the quintessential anti-hero-hero. Sure, he rescues kittens and staunchly defies the forces of evil on behalf of all mankind, but underneath that body-hugging suit, he’s a seething mass of dark, twisted moral conflict. If you like mystery and a challenge, he’s your man.

MSN Dating & Personals

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
  - Gordon R. Dickson

There are no honest or dishonest mistakes, ONLY MISTAKES!

- Siddman

I’m Dexter.
I’m not sure what I am.
I just know there’s something dark in me.
I hide it.
Certainly don’t talk about it.
But it’s there.
Always.
It’s dark passenger.
And when he is driving I feel, alive…

I don’t fight him
I don’t want to
It’s all I’ve got.
Nothing else could love me.
Not even
Especially not me.
Or is that just a lie the dark passenger that tells me?
Because lately there are these moments when I feel
Connected
To something else
Someone
It’s like
The mask is slipping
And things, people
Who never mattered before.
Are certainly starting to matter.
It scares the hell out of me.

My feeling toward my iPhone has gone from reasonably hopeful to hopeless regret.

Wireless World - MSNBC.com

Many mobile phone addicts and BlackBerry junkies report feeling vibrations when there are none, or feeling as if they’re wearing a cell phone when they’re not.
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I don’t use vibration to save battery BUT my “berry sense” tingles when new message LED light is blinking.

CNN.com

Windows DVD Maker, available in Windows Vista Home Premium and Windows Vista Ultimate, enables you to create professional-looking video DVDs of your home movies and photos that can be viewed on your DVD players, regardless of geographical region codes.

Microsoft.com

Intuit is making the 2008 version of its entry-level small-business accounting product, QuickBooks Simple Start Edition, free. Previous full versions of the program sold for $99.95, and “more than 300,000 businesses” use the product. So why give it away?

CNET News.com

Some say producers should intervene when they witness illegal activities

Today Entertainment - TODAYshow.com

Anywhere is possible!

Use Of ‘N-Word’ May End Porn Star’s Career

Japan recently had its first-ever adult expo at the Makuhari Messe convention center near Tokyo. In a press release the organizers of the “Adult Treasure Expo” vowed to “draw the adult industry out of the darkness and secrecy which has traditionally surrounded it, to the place of honor and value which it deserves.”

NSFW Gallery: Blu-Ray Porn, Mechanized Masturbation and Upskirts

The CoolSW site is an online community of people passionate about software. Members can post information about an interesting new software company and, more important, the community votes on whether they think a software company is, well, “cool.” Companies that receive a lot of votes get elevated to the site’s front page where the casual visitor can see what community members consider the most interesting software.

Cool Software

Habit No. 1: You make a daily call to your partner to “check in,” which can last anywhere from 15 to 45 minutes and, depending on how you two are getting along these days, can result in either a nasty fight or the sweet murmurings of baby talk.

Habit No. 2: You just can’t seem to make it to those early morning meetings on time. If only the wait at the Starbucks next door weren’t so slow, you’d never have to ask your co-workers what you missed.

Habit No. 3: You almost always leave the office early “to beat traffic.” You’re positive that you have the worst commute of all your officemates.

Habit No. 4: You buy a huge gift basket for someone in the office without consulting any of your co-workers, and then tell everyone that they owe you $10 to chip in.

Habit No. 5: You borrow your neighbor’s stapler without asking and only remember to return it when your neighbor complains that he or she can’t find it.

Habit No. 6: You can’t understand what the big deal is whenever you ask your co-workers for “a tiny favor.” Don’t they know how much work you have piling up? You talk about it all the time.

Habit No. 7: You’ve once again forgotten to take home and wash the container that has the remnants of your tuna salad lunch a few days ago.

Habit No. 8: You answer questions or reply to comments with “That’s what she said.”

Habit No. 9: You don’t see the need to learn how to send a fax or fix a paper jam when there’s always someone around to help you do it.

Habit No. 10: You play your favorite boy band CD on repeat. All day. Every day.

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A free service named Clever Commute distributes updates sent by New York area transit riders about train and bus delays that they are witnessing firsthand.

NYTimes

I think not!
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On 9/20/07, she wrote: 
I am helping a friend, please check out the online store link below
and he gets portion of the commission. thanks for considering it!
http://****.fscstore.com

On 9/20/07, siddman wrote:
And then?

On 9/20/07, she wrote:
u can purchase things just an option thanks!

On 9/20/07, siddman wrote:
but I already have too many options. :-[ 
Happy Weekend!

On 9/21/07, she wrote:
just to let youknow you have become unnecessarily difficult dont even
feel like getting in touvh with you anymore thanks for all of your
support in the past
take care

On 9/21/07, siddman wrote:
whaaat! I was kidding around.

ok.

The Only Thing More Terrifying Than Being Alone
Is Discovering That You’re Not.

A New Level of Fear
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I will rent it unrated unless I’m disgustingly bored. 

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