Darker Me

If the ho don’t like your cock in her ass…..give her the “shocker” - 2 in the pink….one in the stink, 2 in the goo….one in the poo - they all love that! When she is going down on you……push her head down so she takes it all in her mouth…..let the bitch gag on yo dick! And bitches need to swallow……it’s protein!!! - Jackhammer on Askmen.

It’s hard not to like a golfing phenom whose early career and dedication to the game are eerily similar to golf’s current deity’s, Tiger Woods’, except for one small detail… she’s a girl.

“Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.”
- Marilyn Manson

When you pickup your work phone, identify your name and maybe company name. Don’t just say Hello, this is NOT your personal phone you dumbass sorry excuse for a human being! EVERYthing here belongs to the company except your sorry fat hollow ass!

From MTV’s My Super Sweet Sixteen. I want rich parents like that!

I appreciate your wanting to be open-minded and objective. Now stop. This is dating. You are not hearing death-row cases. You’re not writing public policy. You have a right to impose unfair standards and make irrational judgments. Your romantic happiness depends on it.

Still unsure? Here’s a good litmus test. I got it from my sister a long time ago, and I still use it. Imagine yourself at a party. It’s filled with all your favorite people. People you look up to. Good human beings. Now imagine you have to give a speech on why this guy is the coolest person in the room. Look down at the index card. Are you at a loss for bullet points? Do you have bullet points but don’t feel like you could expound on them? If so, worry. Admiration is tied to respect. Respect is tied to empathy. Empathy is tied to being and staying in love. If a little voice in the back of your head says, “He’s a cheeseball!” listen to it, no matter how mean and petty. It’s an indicator of a more significant feeling.  - Miss Information

The Nokia 770 boasts a gorgeous, high-resolution screen that makes stunning Web pages. It has a full-featured Web browser and an e-mail client, plus it supports Internet radio and RSS newsfeeds. The 770 is attractive, easy to use, and great at detecting Wi-Fi hot spots.
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User reviews looks good, ordered one for work for $139.00, no tax or shipping, better than carrying laptop to test shit out. Can’t beat the price!

Jetpack International, home of the Go Fast JetPack. Money matters!

The Evoluent™ VerticalMouse™ 3 is the advanced third generation of the revolutionary mouse from the inventor of the handshake grip. There was a time when I had hand issues, now I have all over issues. If could, I’d take all my bones out, replace them with something better.

In my opinion solar power is not there yet. Maybe I’m too power hungry or maybe because I’m not outside much. BUT keep one handy for end of the world!

Look in the mirror - does it appear that you’re turning into a sheep? Of course not! You have never been one to follow along with the crowd, so why start today? Feel free to say ‘no thanks’ when a group suggests something that doesn’t sound cool to you. Don’t worry about being a party pooper — after all, what’s the point of going to a party that’s no fun? You need to value your independent thought. Today is a day to do what makes you happy.

That’s what CNBC said about today and they were dead on! I’ve never sweated SO HARD in my whole damn life from walking 15-16 blocks!

New evidence tying birth order to I.Q. has intensified the debate over what family dynamics enhance intelligence. Predictably, the study set off a swarm of Internet commentary from parents, social scientists and others, speculating about what in families could enrich one child’s intellectual environment more than others’.

Wake me up when this pathetic week of iPhone launch hype is over. Hitler got less coverage when he invaded Poland.

Unlocked barebones GSM phone: $20
Activation fee to swap my own sim card: $0
Seeing 50 people camped outside a store to spend $600 on a phone plus $1,600 in service charges over 2 years: Priceless

Sometimes you need to have a status symbol to feel like you’re worth something, for everyone else there’s ordinary phones.

-  beyond from Consumerist

The eldest children in families tend to develop higher I.Q.’s than their siblings, researchers are reporting today, in a large study that could settle more than a half-century of scientific debate about the relationship between I.Q. and birth order.
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I’ve never measured my I.Q. BUT I am the eldest child.

“With the interweb, it’s like this online whorehouse!” says the actor, who’s been in a relationship for the last ten years. “People make dates over the weekend, hook up three times, it all collapses, and then they do it all over again. It’s never been easier to hook up, but it’s never been harder to have a relationship.” Locally reared girls, he believes, are the worst culprits. “New York chicks, girls who are really from here, are the fastest women around,” he says. “They were all at Danceteria and dating 30-year-olds when they were 14.” Can he spot one on sight? “No,” he says, “you can only tell that after talking for about fifteen minutes. By then, they’re usually bored and have seven other places to go. If she ditches you to meet some guy named Marco, she’s from New York.” Article Link.

Today, Slate is launched Slate V. This new, video-only Web site will feature some of Slate’s most popular features, like Dear Prudence, Ad Report Card, and the Explainer.

But Slate V won’t just be video versions of old Slate favorites. It will also include original segments that bring the Slate sensibility to politics, culture, and more.

Natassia Malthe isn’t your typical damsel in distress. A self-described martial arts nut, she grew up with dreams of becoming a spy or assassin.

I’m still thinking, will probably end up going. Official site.

Seven attractions and seven reasons to be wary.

For those unaware, a “cougar” is an older woman who tries to appear younger than her age, in an effort to both snag a hot young man and, additionally, remain culturally relevant. Lately, cougars are hotter than ever, and even have their own network show allowing them to flaunt their sexual prowess, Age of Love on NBC. So what better time to analyze them, and what makes them so undeniably sexy?
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My personal picks are Demi Moore, Heather Locklear, Dina Lohan, Ellen Barkin, Katie Couric & Sharon Stone.

An eligible bachelor dates two separate women - one chosen by experts based on his biological and psychological makeup, and the other chosen by him based on raw attraction. Which woman will win his heart?

I’ve entered this competition. The winning logline of America’s Choice Logline Challenge will be made into one of the weekly ON THE LOT contestant challenges. The winner could also appear as a guest judge on the show!

Why doesn’t the US get the best cell phones? …three main points: competing network, carrier control, and cultural differences. Each of these factors plays a big role in explaining why U.S. users remain a bit behind our overseas friends.

You are going to be asked (or already have been) to hook up the iPhone to your network’s email system in some way. The problem is that the only protocol the iPhone supports is IMAP and that just does not cut it. The iPhone cannot work like a RIM BlackBerry or Windows Mobile. There is no built-in sync with Outlook that is secure enough. It does not work with Lotus Notes either. I think that is a major omission of Apple’s part and they should know better if they want to sell to the business community.

For the moment the iPhone is is an attractive, expensive consumer device. Keep it out of your networks until Apple licenses software from either RIM or Redmond to act like a Blackberry or Windows Mobile. Another major drawback is that an iPhone user needs an iTunes registration, which means a music directory on the user’s desktop (or lord forbid on the network share). That’s a disk space problem and legal can of worms as which of these songs are stolen or violate copyright? Apart from all the above, block any other access because these things can slurp down a good chunk of corporate confidential data. Just say no. Alternatives that -are- recommended are for instance the new BlackBerry Curve 8300, and the Nokia N95.

Courtesy of WServerNews (formerly W2Knews)

I’m agitated since yesterday and this will affect everyone and everything around me some way until I’m over it. Found nice apt, fresh everything, put in application, they want guarantor. My credit is good, income is fine, 4X the annual rent. NEVER in my whole damn life anyone ever asked me for a guarantor. AFAIK that is for students or people with low income. I saw building management place ad on Craig’s list independent of the broker who showed me the place. Left them voice mail. Ad had Super’s number, called him, got their website address, what I saw got me more agitated…

***Guarantors Will Be Required***
• Income Requirements: Applicants - 4 X Annual Rent, Guarantors - 8X Annual Rent
• To confirm the Income for the guarantors we will need their W-2 or 1040 for the previous year

For apt in Washington Heights? If they contact me, will tell them if they don’t find anyone, let me know. I’m still interested. I personally don’t want to deal with them BUT mom/sis likes the place and area. So I’m forced to deal with people and situations I prefer not to deal with, again!

Jay: Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it.
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.

Men in Black was on again on TBS.

Sorry kids, I had to change it because old one didn’t look good on IE 6 & 7. NO! This is NOT uncle Bill’s fault! I don’t want to hear about it!

I’ve found a single gray pubic hair down there today, if you know where I mean and I think you do. ;-]

Video clip from #1 Single.

Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell

- One by Metallica

send me 70% off sale select items and FREE shipping after I’ve bought an item from you! Ebags just did that to me. I’m satisfied with my purchase. Not going to look for more. I’ve matured and have no time and I’m tired.

Today was one of my Virgo girl’s last day @ work. Within last 6-12 months I’ve lost few girls, real and unreachables (in theory). BUT life goes on with or without us. Makes you wonder why you exist when you can be replaced easily (takes mooltiple people to replace a superhero like me but that happened to me). That’s right, you are nothing! Your existence doesn’t matter! Everyone will tell you otherwise BUT you know I’m right. You’re just in denial. It’s ok. We’ll all die anyway. You’ll be missed PWE. You’re irreplaceable in Siddmanland.

“Why does everybody hate me?” The Wall Street maniac explains his critics, the market, and himself.

There’s a wild new two-wheeler in the Batcave for 2008’s ‘Dark Knight.’

when 11 bloggers at ZDNET write over 50+ negative blog posts in a little over a week for a product NOT even out yet? What is that? Proof they are smarter than us? … and more cynical?

Just one click away from reading a great blog.

“We always find it funny that you can use sex to sell jewelry and cars, but you can’t use sex to sell condoms,” said Carol Carrozza, vice president of marketing for Ansell Healthcare, which makes LifeStyles condoms. “When you’re marketing condoms, something even remotely suggestive gets an overly analytical eye when it’s going before networks’ review boards.”

Comics are great because as they get older not only do they get more valuable but they also get funnier.

If you’re one of those folks who has decided to stay away from Windows Vista due to either cost or fear of the unknown, here’s your chance to experiment with Windows Vista for FREE! That’s both risk-free and free of charge!

Idokorro’s solution gives BlackBerry and Citrix users the ability to access and use any Citrix-published Windows application on their BlackBerry devices, including the Microsoft Office Suite, SAP, PeopleSoft, Crystal Reports and the Desktop-even view the graphical windows and control the mouse and keyboard.

If sexual orientation is biological, are the traits that make people seem gay innate, too? The new research on everything from voice pitch to hair whorl.

Here are some eyebrow-raising statistics about exchange-traded funds’ growth, expenses, portfolios and managers.

By KATIE HAFNER
Published: June 18, 2007
After decades of relying on telephones to book tables, the restaurant business has gone high-tech. Site (opentable.com) mentioned in article.

’80s animated series heading to bigscreen.
It’s Thundercats, ho! at Warner Bros.
Studio has optioned a script by tyro scribe Paul Sopocy to turn the popular 1980s animated series and toy line into a CGI-animated feature.

Each item was purchased, taken home, and photographed immediately. Nothing
was tampered with, run over by a car, or anything of the sort. It is an accurate
representation in every case. Shiny, neon-orange, liquefied pump-cheese, and all.