Lessons for All You Young Girls:

Biel’s character, the movie’s resident PYT, goes about her life with this sort of recklessness — gives Cage a cross-country ride in her car (moments after they meet), gets it on with him soon after, gets told by the FBI that he’s a sociopath and ignores them and says stuff like, “You’re not psychotic, are you?” even though he’s sitting right there in front of her being twitchy Nicolas Cage, a guy who screams LOON in big neon letters — a dumb abandon that would, in real life, get you dumped in a ravine somewhere. -NEXT