Darker Me

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That’s the title of an HDnet documentary I saved few months ago on DVR. Finally got a chance to see it on Sunday. It was about birth of Atom and H bomb. We talked about that little bit in science class so I thought recording it would help. I’m surprised we’re still alive after doing reportedly 331 nuclear tests in the US. Few of the tests done 50 miles or higher were pretty scary imo. One of them caused violent storm and EMP! What were they thinking? Clear proof humans are going to do something stupid to end it all. Slight chance that might even happen in my lifetime.

Forgiveness is on the minds of many characters in “Spider-Man 3.” They ponder if they’re capable of offering it, worthy of receiving it - and whether, as the saying goes, it will ultimately prove divine.

Reminds me of Batmobile.

“2 man enters, 1 man leaves” - Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

Biz-class NAS with pizazz.

Chick: So, with my toplessness and your bottomlessness we will equal one naked person tonight? - OverheardinNY

Gets ‘em Dinner Out Every Time

Male suit: That book you’re reading — Any Bitch Can Cook! — that’s funny.
Female suit: You know what ‘bitch’ stands for, right?
Male suit: What?
Female suit: Babe in total control of herself.
Guy at next table: I dunno. I know some bitches who are totally out of control.

–Chinese restaurant, Montague St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Big Larry
via Overheard in New York, Apr 30, 2007

‘Paris Hilton Autopsy‘ Educates New York City Teens, Offers Capla Kesting Fine Art Interactive Drunk Driving PSA Promotes Safe Prom

at Work. I’m guilty of at least 3 crimes.

Too many books, I will wait for collected one BIG book.

“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.” - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Web 2.0 … The Machine is Us/ing Us

BlackBerry 8830 is another way Sprint is giving customers the power to choose the communications option that best fits their individual needs.

Reputedly, New York is the sexiest city on earth, a place of beautiful women, powerful men, and lots of hotels. Whole industries are predicated on this state of affairs: Real estate is the ultimate aphrodisiac, the nightlife never stops pumping, and fashion is, after all, a technology of seduction. Everyone looks great, but is anyone really getting laid around here?

Six real New Yorkers, seven days of longing glances on the subway, text-message hookups, and hot marital romps.

Before shelling out for the Reebok Club, consider a cheap alternative: Some basic gear can turn your tiny apartment into a complete home gym.

Don’t get screwed when the handyman’s away: Keith Steier, president of NYC remodeling company Knockout Renovation, lists the must-have tools for every New Yorker’s apartment.

According to the participants, they received a much more “sympathetic” response from the local police than was the case in regard to Kasparov’s forces; the cops they passed only laughed and waived.

Pamela Druckerman, author of the new book “Lust in Translation,” talks about the global allure of illicit sex, the problem with couples therapy, and the universal rules of infidelity.

You’ve heard of air guitar and may have even heard of air sex before, but now you can see for yourself just what happens when lonely, horny men get too bored for their own good.

Courtesy of Bank of America.

Research In Motion and Verizon Wireless unveiled on Wednesday a BlackBerry “World Edition” smart phone and service designed to work in more than 60 countries.

Just three weeks after her breast augmentation and rhinoplasty, Heidi Montag, 20, turned heads with beau Spencer Pratt April 22 on a Malibu beach.

Biel’s character, the movie’s resident PYT, goes about her life with this sort of recklessness — gives Cage a cross-country ride in her car (moments after they meet), gets it on with him soon after, gets told by the FBI that he’s a sociopath and ignores them and says stuff like, “You’re not psychotic, are you?” even though he’s sitting right there in front of her being twitchy Nicolas Cage, a guy who screams LOON in big neon letters — a dumb abandon that would, in real life, get you dumped in a ravine somewhere. -NEXT

Despite having been on the job for nine months, RadioShack CEO Julian Day said Monday that he still has “no idea” how the home electronics store manages to stay open.

Ever wonder how your pay compares with that of people doing the same job across the street, or even across the country?

Online ticket retailers such as movietickets.com and Fandango are reporting that advance sales for Spider-Man 3 are piling up faster than either of the first two films in the franchise, which collectively have grossed more than $1.6 billion worldwide.

A director wants to make a movie about the mysteries of female pleasure. His casting process involves actresses getting naked and sexing it up in a variety of public places and hotel rooms. The women bang each other senseless and then turn on the man who brought them together and try to ruin him. Meanwhile, some angels hang around the director, whispering highly questionable advice (and a few accurate warnings) into his ears. So much for free love.

The psychologist who created the Stanford Prison Experiment says that it’s not a few bad apples that spoil the barrel, it’s a bad barrel that spoils good apples.

Rent It To Someone In Need.

You can delay the delivery of an individual e-mail message or you can use rules to delay the delivery of all messages by having them held in the Outbox for a specified time after you click Send.

Rob Zombie’s Halloween trailer

I don’t why Yahoo pulled this trailer off their movie site.

Spider-man 3 Wide Posters

Originally uploaded by Brajeshwar.

This seriously accurate recreation of Darth Vader’s helmet is also a fully-functioning hot-air balloon, allowing the passenger to soar in the clouds while really confusing people on the ground.

Will controversy tamp down Hollywood’s ardor for unrated discs?

HP is starting to see the first fruits of its $1.4 billion investment in next-gen print technogies with the debut of its new Edgeline enterprise-class color printers. The new printers squirt special fast-drying inks out of dual stationary print heads that run the entire width of the page, a system that offers the color quality of traditional inkjets at laser-like speeds. But as with all good things, there’s a catch — the printers aren’t being offered for sale. The Edgeline system is apparently so ink-efficient that HP can’t sell the units at competitive prices and make up the difference on consumables sales like it does with its inkjet and laser products.

People don’t just bump into each other and have sex. This isn’t cinemax. - Seinfeld

Evidence shows that many mass murderers begin and end their rampages with violence against women.

You are not getting weatherbug or any weather related apps.

You don’t have website userids and passwords saved? Too bad!

Typo-filled missive sent from grocery store said court ‘demanded’ release.

To help ensure that you will, we encourage you to familiarize yourself with the following equipment descriptions, operating instructions and maintenance requirements.

The PC is returning to the pinnacle of video game graphics - thanks to some under-the-hood tweaks in Microsoft’s Vista operating system.

Software lets Palm Treos, others work like a BlackBerry.

Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19)
There actually will be a party in your pants this week, but be prepared for the non-sexual consequences. Your midsection will be alive with pleasure, whether engaged in sexual activity or not. Enjoy the way this makes everything — from refilling a stapler to buying muffins — a huge porno movie, but don’t tell too many people who won’t understand.- Nerve Horoscope.

But the required components are “mental and physical,” and you don’t mess with the formula, unless you want a series of half-assed relationships that don’t work out. - Miss Information

Some guesses at what you might find in Google Apps in the future.

of All Time - Nerve.com

This summer’s films could carry hefty price tag.

Gmail’s good, but it could be better.