Gears of War

October 31, 2006

Pre-ordered Collector’s Edition today from gogamer.com. Game link.

Peekaboo Pole Dancing

October 31, 2006

Peekaboo Pole Dancing

“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
- Jeff Foxworthy

I’m not here for your entertainment
You don’t really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it’s over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It’s just you and your hand tonight

- U + UR HAND by Pink

You Are 12% Happy

You know that there’s more to life than how you’ve been living it.
Life can be rough at times, but most of your unhappiness is self-inflicted.
You Are 66% Angry

You’re a pretty angry person, although you might not describe yourself that way.
But if you think about it, you probably feel annoyed, frustrated, and disappointed often.
All of the emotions above are classic signs of anger.
And if these angry feelings are controlling your life, you may need help.

Windows Vista Team Blog

October 30, 2006

“Women create problems” – Siddman

Fathead

October 29, 2006

10 Macabre Jobs

October 29, 2006

October 26, 2006

Nerve.com – Miss Information by Erin Bradley: “Why is the sky blue? Why is grass green? Why do people wear skimpy tank tops with winter scarves and cable-knit sweaters with shorts? Sometimes love has no logic, just like life.”

Erin Burnett CNBC TV Me like her.

There was a time when you were sweet, beautiful, and in love. Then you started planning a wedding. And a crazed lunatic took control of you. That’s what Freud might say — and that’s what you’ll tell the groom.
- Daily Candy

Wow… if you are like us, your first question will be “How did they do that?!” A patented process takes ordinary hair color and makes it extraordinary, by adding self-illuminating glow! Voltage does not rely on UV, neon or black lights to create glow. nstead, it produces its own light!

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“The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.”
– Oscar Wilde

Banco Popular

October 23, 2006

They took out more money for my rent check because 1 looked like 2. Isn’t that’s why the exact amount is written in words in addition to numbers? We need machines! They will credit me. :]

Tuckermax.com

October 23, 2006

“Less talkie, more boobie.” The kid has problems. Link

Bodyhack: “Amputated Arm Stitched to Groin”

My Blood Type is B Positive

As a B positive, you represent 8.5 percent of the population. Your blood can only be given to other B and AB positive patients in need – just 11.9 percent of the population. One donation opportunity we would like you to consider is apheresis – donating platelets. Unlike red cells, platelets do not necessarily need to be type-specific—they can go to almost anyone in need. Your platelet donation takes about two hours, and you get to relax and watch a movie of your choice in the process. It is also important to note that your one apheresis donation provides enough platelets to equal those of eight to ten whole blood donations. By donating platelets, which aid clotting, you are providing a life-saving product for patients with some forms of cancer, patients who have received bone marrow or organ transplants, and patients with critical blood diseases.
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My blood clots unnaturally fast!

I’m not crazy

October 20, 2006

Just when I think I’m losing it, I come to realize I’m not. It’s other people who are not doing what they are supposed to be. Like I thought I’ve lost it when I didn’t get assignment email from prof. last week. It was never sent out.

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
– Peter Ustinov

Afraid to Commit: Young Men Want to Wait on Marriage I’m not bitter, just realistic.

10 Jobs for TV Junkies

October 18, 2006

I Belong to Me, Diane Warren

Exerpts I liked…

Do you date?
Not really. I’ve been in a few semi-serious relationships. But I don’t like all that dating stuff.

Why not?
I don’t know. It’s, like, too much work.

I don’t need someone to complete me. I complete myself. I don’t believe that you need a person to complete you. That’s my philosophy.

No, I don’t. I’m very self-sufficient. I like my own space. I mean, why does everybody need to be with somebody? I don’t understand that. I really don’t. You know, somebody doesn’t complete you. Like my song ["I Believe in Me"], you know? It’s like, dude, I don’t need you to complete me. I make a good living. I don’t need to deal with anybody else’s problems. I have enough of my own.

Healthy People!

October 17, 2006

When you eat healthy and exercise, you are not supposed to get sick, period! Yet, I’ve seen many many so called healthy people get sick more than an unhealthy person like me.

Also, there few healthy folks who eat salads, exercise, then smoke cigerattes and booze all nite! And they call me unhealthy!

MSN Careers – 10 Jobs That Let You Dress Down I’m a Computer Tech Support/Consultant, I don’t get to dress down! Depends on industry you are supporting.

I hate sports, but I’ve watched this match from beginning to end… several times.
It might not be safe for work, if you think that sexy Brazilian girls in skimpy clothes playing football is not something that you want to watch while you’re supposed to be doing the TPS reports at work, save this video for home.

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Just in case you were thinking about it.

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When darkness turns to light,
It ends tonight
It ends tonight.

- THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS

I disagree

October 13, 2006

“At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.”
  – PG Wodehouse

Miss Information

October 12, 2006

Some fantasies are made to become reality. Others are better left as idle jerkoff material. Screw your ex all you want, but do it in your head if you want to stay happy. A fuck is never “just a fuck,”… Link

My 2nd FreshDirect Order

October 11, 2006

with $25.00 off, courtesy of TimeWarner…

1 Applegate Farms Antibiotic-Free Fully Cooked Chicken Nuggets 
1 Gorton’s Crunchy Golden Fish Sticks (12pc)
1 Healthy Choice Herb Baked Fish (10.9oz)
1 Healthy Choice Honey Glazed Chicken (10oz)
4 Häagen-Dazs Light 1/2 Fat Cookies & Cream Ice Cream  (pint)
1 Stouffer’s Lean Cuisine Salmon with Basil (9.62oz)
2 Weight Watchers Smart Ones Chicken Oriental (9oz)
2 Weight Watchers Smart Ones Fiesta Chicken (8.5oz)
2 Weight Watchers Smart Ones Honey-Dijon Chicken (8.5oz)

The Spider-Man Handbook

October 11, 2006

Samsung SGH-i760 Slim Slider Pocket PC Phone This could be my next one! Have to touchy feely first.

TV Shows I’m Watchin’

October 10, 2006

The gamer, who’s xbox live tag is Rance6, is currently auctioning off his Live Subscription, Hard Drive, and Achivement points which total around 81,048 (the most in the world). The acution is currently at $6,000 USD with over 20 bids. The gamer says he needs the money to pay for a PS3. How ironic.

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