Darker Me

Slight chance I’ll be there tonight.

Enjoy sending a completely original spring loaded surprise to those on your A-Hole list…They will receive their specially gift wrapped glossy white box, cut the fancy bow and KA-BOINNNGGG! A custom made Spring Loaded Ass in their face will shock and surprise them!

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Psycho Sexual - Seinfeld

Healthy Habits That Zap Your Energy

He may have played nerdy ‘Screech’ in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way.

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Dominic Wilcox: Orgasmatron 3000

Tired Sci-Fi Tropes That Must Be Retired!

TrueCrypt Free Open-Source On-The-Fly Disk Encryption Software for Windows XP/2000 and Linux

Bugatti Automobiles S.A.S

life sucks, this whole relationship/marriage/kid stuff makes no sense when death is inevitable. The whole process sucks. No one has yet to provide valid reason to why one must go thru these shitcrap. I guess people are too blinded by their beliefs. I can go on an on, same ‘ol broken record. Happiness don’t exist, we look for it all our life until we die. Those who say they are happy are lying or in denial. They are too comfy in their situation (whatever it is) or in for some type of benefit, financial or emotional. That’s all!

Professor Richard Dawkins argues that belief in god is irrational and inflicts great harm upon societies.

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These are official VMware images of Ubuntu, including the latest stable releases (both desktop and server), as well as support for i386 and amd64.

Run multiple operating systems inside Windows using free VMware player.
http://www.vmware.com/products/player/

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ThinkFree Online beta

Some drunken guy keep on trying to stuff money in the reporter’s bra.

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Flags of Our Fathers Directed by Clint Eastwood

…too old & busy. Missed deadline for couple of mail in rebates. Not doing rebates anymore!

Solving a problem you didn’t know you had: OpenDNS

New 3jam reply-all text messaging service 3jam today announced its 3jam reply-all text messaging service at DEMOfall 2006. Available now at 3jam.com, 3jam enables users to send a text message to any number of friends at once, have everyone know who got the message, and have the replies go to everyone.

Watch out Pearl, big brother 8800 is coming Black one is HOT!

The single folks’ Hall of Fame

Your luck has just turned in regard to issues of love and romance. And wow, has it turned for the better, dear Aries! You should be sitting on cloud nine today when it comes to matters of the heart. If for some reason you are not, perhaps you should consider who is sitting next to you on that cloud. Perhaps it is time for a change. This is your day to be happy.

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Yeah right! In your dreams!

Jericho Me like so far.

to doctor today for blood test. And piss too!

“Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.”
- Mark Twain

Where did it go?

Placed my first FreshDirect order today. TimeWarner gave me $50 off coupon, had to use it. :-] Catch is, you get $25 off of first order & $25 off of second one. Also, order subtotal must be at minimum $40.00. Here’s my order content…

Bakery:
1 FreshDirect New York Cheesecake (6″)

Frozen:
2 Healthy Choice Cheesy Rice & Chicken (9oz)
2 Häagen-Dazs Light 1/2 Fat Cookies & Cream Ice Cream (pint)
2 Weight Watchers Smart Ones Honey-Dijon Chicken (8.5oz)

Grocery:
4 Glad Small Garbage Bags - 4 gallon (30ct)

OK Cupid test

Result: 21 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 30% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don’t have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you–we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren’t much of an outcast.

I’d say there’s a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.

A post (now removed from Craigslist) advertising this guys technical expertise in exchange for reaching second base.

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Got full physical check, I had to get nekked. Weight is 146lbs, height 5′ 6″, blood pressure normal, vision 20/20, hearing normal, tiny bit trouble hearing low frequency noize, heart is fine. Fasting blood test this Sat 11:45am EST. That will reveal the real truth, how long I will live.

Boing Boing: Man fixes PCs in exchange for second base

You may have noticed that every romantic comedy ends as soon as the relationship begins: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy reforms, boy gets girl back, the end. The part that we do not see is the haggard boy several years later, after he’s been bled dry by his demanding girlfriend and has raised someone else’s kid.

http://www.askmen.com/dating/curtsmith_150/163_dat…

Alcohol use helps boost income study

Would You Drink Cocaine If Everyone Was Doing It?

“One of the best ways to win any game is to write the rules.”
-Michael S. Malone

Security around midtown today. Some UN shitcrap happening. They locked up mailboxes, couldn’t drop by cable bill!

“Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.”
- Leon Trotsky

Descartes, Rene - Principles of Philosophy

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
- William Morrow

10 Things That Will Get You Fired

How Superman should have ended

Cartoon

[video] Introducing the Treo 750v sans an antenna stub!

“When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.”
- Arthur C. Clarke (b.1917) British science fiction writer

BlackBerry Pearl I’m tempted but prefer full keyboard.

Verizon Wireless Launches the New BlackBerry 8703e

“Excellence is an art won by training and habituation. We do not act rightly because we have virtue or excellence, but rather we have those because we have acted rightly. We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.”
- Aristotle

Jedi Trainer 2.0

ForBiddeN’s Pl4yb0y Debut