The price one pays for pursuing any profession or…

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.”
- James Baldwin

"It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if g…

“It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him.”
- John Steinbeck

Smooth Lines

Smooth Lines

Does intentionally eating bad food that will defin…

Does intentionally eating bad food that will definitely kill you, not exercising, taking care of mind and body qualify as suicidal? Maybe.

Should you hire a credit watchdog?

Should you hire a credit watchdog?

HOWTO: Be more productive (Aaron Swartz: The Weblo…

HOWTO: Be more productive (Aaron Swartz: The Weblog)

18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

Fantasy vs. Reality

Fantasy vs. Reality

Amazon Credits You

Amazon Credits You

The Year in Sex by the Nerve staff

The Year in Sex by the Nerve staff

The Best of 2005 by Nerve contributors

The Best of 2005 by Nerve contributors

Averi Boston girl recommended them.

Averi Boston girl recommended them.

Google is screwing with me again! All blogger exte…

Google is screwing with me again! All blogger extensions, including Google toolbar’s Blog This button ain’t picking up URLs in Firefox! Seems to work fine with IE.

PCWorld.com – Digital Photo Superguide

PCWorld.com – Digital Photo Superguide

Kate Beckinsale is Wonder Woman

Kate Beckinsale is Wonder Woman

Men want facts, women seek relations on Web

Men want facts, women seek relations on Web

Think I’ve lost couple of pounds from walking duri…

Think I’ve lost couple of pounds from walking during the transit strike.

Got my FREE Sharpie Mini Marker in the mail today!…

Got my FREE Sharpie Mini Marker in the mail today! Color is Blue.

Nerds On Site

Nerds On Site

Geeks On Call ® On-site Computer and Network Repai…

Geeks On Call ® On-site Computer and Network Repair

Happy Holidays: We’ve Lost All Your Critical Data …

Happy Holidays: We’ve Lost All Your Critical Data Marriott timeshare unit says customer data is missing.

Dell Digital Jukebox Looks like Dell dropped their…

Dell Digital Jukebox Looks like Dell dropped their hard drive based players. :[

Horoscope today: You are in a terrific position…

Horoscope today:

You are in a terrific position right now to make a significant move in your life, dear Aries. With a great deal of physical energy coupled with incredibly high self-esteem, you have what it takes to make a major push toward the larger goals you are striving for. There is opportunity coming at you from all angles, and the energy at hand is fast and furious. Your strong, courageous nature is ripe for hopping aboard the open boxcar when the train comes zooming by.

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I’m always ready action! :]

"I have yet to see any problem, however complicate…

“I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when looked at in the right way, did not become still more complicated.”

- Poul Anderson

A better way to escape cell phone jail

A better way to escape cell phone jail

Full-time freelancing: 10 things learned in 180 da…

Full-time freelancing: 10 things learned in 180 days

Student Finds a Stolen Thesis by Thinking Like a T…

Student Finds a Stolen Thesis by Thinking Like a Thief

More Loss-of-Virginity Stories from Savage Love E…

More Loss-of-Virginity Stories from Savage Love Extra by Dan Savage

Looks like Tracy realized her mistake, cancelled h…

Looks like Tracy realized her mistake, cancelled her Blockbuster account. Maybe she found Netflix! :]

Microsoft TV: IPTV Editon Looks good. I will be sc…

Microsoft TV: IPTV Editon Looks good. I will be screwing around with Slingbox soon.

Google: Ten Golden Rules

Google: Ten Golden Rules

Too funny, I just had to post this… Q. I love my…

Too funny, I just had to post this…

Q. I love my husband so much, but I have this male friend at work who I just really click with. He’s funny and nice and witty. He was really down in the dumps a couple of weeks ago because his grandmother, to whom he was really close, had just died. He came into my office and I was talking to him about it and comforting him. I started hugging him and the next thing you know I was giving him a hand job. I wasn’t even thinking about it—I just did it. Then I honestly thought, “I don’t want to make a mess in here,” so I swallowed his cum. Now I don’t know what to do. We are still just friends, but I can’t decide if I should tell my husband about the “incident.” Can you help me? —Just One Break

A Excuse me, JOB, but do you really expect me to believe that you were innocently comforting some dude whose grandmother just croaked and that somehow led to innocent hugging, which in turn somehow led to a “next thing you know” hand job? Oh, and once the grief-stricken co-worker got ready to shoot his load, JOB, your concern for the cleanliness of your office prompted you to swallow his load? Where the fuck were folks like you when my grandmother died? My brothers and I weren’t that close to her, but I’m sure they could’ve faked it for a little grief counseling, JOB-style.

Should you tell your husband about this incident? If you think it was a one-time thing, if it really did just “happen,” and if you’re sure it won’t happen again, then spare your poor husband—this man you love so much—the incredible details and absurd rationalizations.

Personally, JOB, I could forgive my boyfriend for jerking off some dude he thought was funny and nice and witty—hell, I’d wanna watch—but I would slap the gay right off his face if his admission came bobbing along in a similar stream of bullshit. “And then the next thing I knew, honey, I was beating him off because, golly, I wasn’t thinking about it and, gosh, I only swallowed his load because I didn’t want to make a mess.” If you decide to tell your husband you cheated on him, JOB, don’t make things worse by insulting his intelligence too. Tell him you were into this guy and you took advantage when he was vulnerable and you ate his spunk because you dug him. And then tell him you’re sorry—even if it’s a lie, which I’m guessing it would be.

Savage Love by Dan Savage

What are the odds of DWI and I leaving money @ hom…

What are the odds of DWI and I leaving money @ home? We both did today. Good thing is we’re both paranoid enuff to carry emergency money with us.

Yo Quero Taco Bell sounded like "Your Ghetto Taco …

Yo Quero Taco Bell sounded like “Your Ghetto Taco Bell” when JDA said it. :]

Ricky Martin is so straight you’ll turn gay

Ricky Martin is so straight you’ll turn gay

Scarlett Johansson Questions Monogamy

Scarlett Johansson Questions Monogamy

Kate and Camilla Photography

Kate and Camilla Photography

Somebody named Tracy signed up with Blockbuster wi…

Somebody named Tracy signed up with Blockbuster with my work email address. I’ve received registration confirmation and her first shipped movie is Banger Sisters. I’ll try to cancel this account by resetting the password before end of this year. Hopefully this is not identity theft. I’ve already noticed a 32 euro charge on my student mastercard that I rarely use. I don’t buy from outside USA, especially not using credit card. This will be a good excuse to cancel it.

2 girls and a guy needs my advice/help buying flat…

2 girls and a guy needs my advice/help buying flat screen TV. Bumped the girl up the list, even though she came to me after the guy. ;-]

"The nine most terrifying words in the English lan…

“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”

- Ronald Reagan

Breakup Chronicles

Breakup Chronicles

Most guys have had some experience with period sex…

Most guys have had some experience with period sex (we Detroiters call it “getting your Red Wings”), and the aftermath isn’t as shocking for them as it is embarrassing for you. They know a blood spot when they see one, and most men are mature enough to deal.

- Nerve.com – Miss Information by Erin Bradley

LesbiaNation – Top 10 Female Celebrity List – Kim …

LesbiaNation – Top 10 Female Celebrity List – Kim Stolz

I don’t do wireless for my mouse and keyboard!

I don’t do wireless for my mouse and keyboard!

Happy Riding

Happy Riding

FemDefence

FemDefence

Ten reasons to drink during the holidays

Ten reasons to drink during the holidays

Yarmulkebra

Yarmulkebra

The Camel-Toe Report

The Camel-Toe Report

Eliza Dushku is Shaved Points for cleanliness! ;)

Eliza Dushku is Shaved Points for cleanliness!