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NO SEX TONIGHT!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to
take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all
dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel
like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.

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Did you say dogging or blogging? Blogs and podcasts may seem to be all the rage, but most of the world has no idea what those words even mean. Dogging is the phenomenon of watching couples have sex in semi-secluded places such as out-of-town car parks. News of such events are often spread on Web sites or by using mobile phone text messages.

Is Aries hot? You bet! This being the first sign of the Zodiac is ruled by the hot and fiery Mars. Those born under Aries burn brightly and take the initiative in everything they do. There are no half measures in the Arian personality, which is lively, energetic, daring and sometimes even combative in achieving its goals. As with any star sign Aries has its positive and negative character traits but those born under this energetic sign will never be accused of laziness in any form. They are pioneers, love to lead and exhibit great independence and freedom of expression in whatever line of work they choose. For this reason many Arians opt for independent lines of business, but in relationships this could cause them to procrastinate for some time till finally making the commitment to that special person in their lives.

Aries have an instinctive sense of what has to be done so there’s no dilly dallying in their approach to life – they view all experiences as a challenge and an experience to be dealt with with the utmost zeal and exuberance. In doing so, many find them possibly too assertive and maybe even self-centred, but this is usually because of the great confidence and self-assurance that the Arian has at the heart of his or her nature. Lacking in some of the more tactful social skills, the Arian should become a little more sensitive to the reactions of others so as to not give others the wrong impression that they are completely selfish in their approach to others. This will become more pronounced in a team environment where the independent and freedom-loving spirit of the Arian needs space to conduct work and business on their own terms. Give and take may become one of the biggest challenges for Aries.

Speaking of work and daily activities, patience is also at times lacking in the Arian repertoire. More attention to the detail of duty is required to bring out the brilliance and dexterity of the Arian temperament. This patience should be extended to Aries involvement in relationships where they perceive weakness or slowness as something to be scorned. Aries must learn that not everyone is as quick-witted and capable as them and they must therefore accommodate many varying types of people with whom they come in contact. If Aries can balance these qualities of patience and sensitivity with their immense courage and determination, they will find their lives magically transformed and spiritualised.

In this incarnation Aries is destined to lead and to assume strong positions in society and will therefore need to tackle these responsibilities with a view to setting a great example to others. Once the gentler and cooler side of Aries is tapped into, this can be a wonderfully tempering quality making the Arian much loved and looked up to by family and friends alike.

For those of you born between the 21st March and the 1st April the planet Mars will be doubly strong and ruling your destiny. You can be particularly demanding in the way you approach life and will certainly brook no opposition from those who have different views than yourself. The double Mars energy indicates you have abundant energy and physical stamina and are well advised to occupy yourself with activities that will adequately release any pent-up frustration or anger that can develop as a result of this double Martian vibration.

If you’re born between the 1st and 11th April, the solar vibrations blend with Mars to make you a proud and extremely loyal type of Arian. The solar vibrations simply mean that you have traces of the other fire sign Leo, as part of your makeup. You’re probably one of the brighter types within your star sign and can attract people most easily and impose your will on others. Your karmic lesson in this life is to learn how to use your powers and your shining qualities with the utmost responsibility. Is the 1st again correct?

If you’re born between the 12th and 19th April, your Arian nature is affected by the planets Jupiter and Sagittarius which endows you with very noble and even spiritual elements of character. As a result you will have noble and philanthropic motivations for everything you do, but run the risk of sometimes pushing yourself further and harder than your body and mind can handle. You must also learn to only promise those things that you can realistically fulfil. Though you mean well, the heat of the moment often catches you up and you say and do things you may later regret. You’re a very lucky individual as Jupiter’s beneficial rays promise protection and many interesting opportunities for you in this life.

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My 366 Birthday Profile (Aries):

Your personal ruling planets are Mars and Neptune.

You are ruled by the mythical God, Neptune, which describes your nature most adequately. Just like the vast ocean you are restless, moody and fond of change and travel. You love the water and places connected with the sea.

You possess unusual and original ideas on religion and philosophy. It means your compassion has risen to sublime heights and you will do anything for a person in need. In this respect, you must learn to balance your own needs lest you become a victim of the people you are trying to help.

Learn the lessons of financial economy for best material results.

Your lucky colors are the darker green shades.

Your lucky gems are turquoise, cats eye chrysoberyl, tigers eye.

Your lucky days of the week are Mondays and Thursdays.

Your lucky numbers and years of important change are 7 , 16, 25, 34, 43, 52, 61, 70, 79.

Famous people born on your birthday William Wordsworth, Walter Winchell, Billie Holiday, David Frost, Francis Ford Coppola, Jackie Chan and Russel Crowe.
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Horoscope today:

Working within boundaries and restrictions may really get to you today, dear Aries. Yours is an independent spirit and your best achievements are often born from doing things your own way. Yet, like it or not, we all have to follow guidelines and rules. Do your best to follow suit and finish what needs to be done. Afterwards you may find more freedom to act independently without consequence. Exercise patience and diligence as needed today.

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Monogamy which is really no more than a useful social convention, will not survive. Nothing forbids a person from being in love with a few people at the same time. Society rejects this possibility today primarily for economic reasons—to maintain an orderly transmission of property—and because monogamy protects women against male excesses. Likewise, jumps in life expectancy will make it nearly impossible to spend one’s entire life with one person and to love only that one person.

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Things that make you go hmmmm . . .

“I hereby acknowledge…the work environment is one in which joking and innuendo based on female sex appeal is commonplace.” — From the new-employee document Hooters waitresses have to sign.

“Question #6: Do you ever IM people in the same room?” — Teen People quiz, “Is It Time To Log Off?” Quiz was sent to us by someone we can see as we type. Other IM conversations that hour included: “What are you doing for lunch?,” “What’s this CD we’re listening to?” and the classic, “I just sent you an email.”

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According to Foreign Policy magazine, the end of monogamy is rapidly approaching. Jacques Attali writes that life-expectancy increases will make it nearly impossible to love only one person for the duration of one’s life.

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