Porn Is Going Mobile
October 29, 2004
It’s Time for Reality Porn
October 29, 2004
So I had one filling done today. Wasn’t too bad. W…
October 29, 2004
So I had one filling done today. Wasn’t too bad. Will go back for the other one next month.
I don’t like work… but I like what is in work –…
October 28, 2004
I don’t like work… but I like what is in work — the chance to find yourself. Your own reality – for yourself, not for others – which no other man can ever know.
- Joseph Conrad
Pre-ordered the new U2 Special Edition iPod today….
October 27, 2004
Pre-ordered the new U2 Special Edition iPod today. Why? I plan to sell
it for profit on Ebay. Maybe this holiday season or sometime next year.
We’ll see. 
Sometimes I wish I had a normal life. Then I reali…
October 26, 2004
Sometimes I wish I had a normal life. Then I realize, normal life would
be boring and the life I live/what I do/superhero biznez etc. cannot be
handled as well as anyone else but me. :]
Dentist did routine cleanup. Found 2 cavities. I t…
October 25, 2004
Dentist did routine cleanup. Found 2 cavities. I think he will find more when he goes thru X-ray. Going back this Thu for fillings.
Sitting in my Dentist’s waiting room now. — Mob…
October 25, 2004
Sitting in my Dentist’s waiting room now.
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Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer http://www.cingular.com
Are You Annoying at Work?
October 25, 2004
The Life Path Number My number is 7. Which is kin…
October 25, 2004
My number is 7. Which is kinda funny, since I love number 6 because I have weakness 4 the Devil. :-]
A Life Path 7 person is a peaceful and affectionate soul, and by nature rather reserved and analytical. The overwhelming strength of the number 7 is reflected in the depth of thinking that is shown; you will garner knowledge from practically every source that you find. Intellectual, scientific and studious, you don’t accept a premise until you have dissected the subject and arrived at you own independent conclusion. This is a very spiritual number and it often denotes a sort of spiritual wisdom that becomes apparent at a fairly early age. You need a good deal of quiet time to be with your own inner thoughts and dreams. You dislike crowds, noise and confusion. You are very thorough and complete in your work, the perfectionist who expects everyone else to be a meet a high standard of performance, too. You evaluate situations very quickly and with amazing accuracy. You rely heavily on your experiences and your intuition, rather than accepting advice from someone; your hunches usually prove to be very accurate, and knowing this, you are one who tends to follow the directions they seem to guide. It’s easy for you to detect deception and recognize insincere people. You aren’t one to have a wide circle of friends, but once you accept someone as a friend, it’s for life. You really aren’t a very social person, and your reserve is often taken to be aloofness. Actually, it’s not that at all, but merely a cover up for your basic feeling of insecurity. You actually like being alone, away from the hustle and bustle of modern life. In many ways, you would have fit in better in much earlier times when the pace of life was less hectic.
In the most negative use of the 7 energies, you can become very pessimistic, lackadaisical, quarrelsome, and secretive. A Life Path 7 individual who is not living life fully and gaining through experiences, is a hard person to live with because of a serious lack of consideration and because there is such a negative attitude. The negative 7 is very selfish and spoiled. If you have any of the negative traits they are very difficult to get rid of because you tend to feel that the world really does owe you a living or in some way is not being fairly treated. Fortunately, the negative 7 is not the typical 7, at least not without some mitigating positive traits. This number is one that seems to have some major shifts from highs to lows. Stability in feelings may be elusive for you.
People are always blaming their circumstances for …
October 24, 2004
People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can’t find them, make them.
- George Bernard Shaw
Ramblings of a girl-crazy nerd Reply to: anon-464…
October 22, 2004
Ramblings of a girl-crazy nerd
Reply to: anon-46415718@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-10-22, 10:43AM EDT
I’ve got true potential.
I could’ve been a scientist rivalling Einstein. Still remember when I aced the Science exam in my 10th grade, how the teachers’ eyes always lit up when I entered the classroom, how I breezed through engineering school without putting in any effort.
Or a quant expert at Goldman Sachs. Still remember how easily I used to grasp the intricacies of the Black Scholes, model exotic options to fit the bill with the greatest of ease, run Monte-Carlo simulations on CDO-squares wearing a bored expression.
Or a boxer to make Muhammed Ali turn green with envy. Still remember how I could swim for hours at end, weight train day after day, run for miles and miles and stop out of boredom not exhaustion, pick fights with fellas far bigger than me.
Or an investment guru like Warren Buffett. Still remember how I always picked out the stocks which made a killing on the market, how I could number crunch through the P/Es of the firms, how I never lost money on investments (barring the last time when I lost all I had on the most dim-witted options trade anyone’s ever done.. but that’s a story for another day).
Or an astronaut, a bodybuilder, a governor, a bodybuilder turned governor, a president (this one’s a no brainer really), a tyrannical dictator (on second thought, rather be the previous one), a rap star, a dentist, a real estate tycoon, the Pope, inventor of the next Microsoft, discoverer of a cure for HIV, first to achieve faster-than-light travel….
But I’m just your typical, run-of-the-mill, commonplace IT guy (in case you’re wondering, that stands for someone who slogs the whole day behind a computer screen doing unappreciated work with little compensation and lesser incentives) and its all bcoz of you. Damn you, you beautiful things with your long hair and hourglass figures and alluring legs and ample breasts. I wish I were gay!
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Above post sounds disgustingly familiar. Except for the girl and gay thing.
Little things count.
October 22, 2004
Little things count.
Microsoft Partner Pack for Windows
October 22, 2004
Things that don’t go together 1. A nose ring an…
October 22, 2004
Things that don’t go together
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo’s and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least . . . . . .
13. Thongs and Depends
Awful Plastic Surgery
October 21, 2004
Which File Extension are You?
October 21, 2004
Warm Offices Linked to Fewer Typing Errors and Hig…
October 21, 2004
Microsoft Watch – News and Analysis on Microsoft P…
October 21, 2004
MP3 losing steam? I prefer Microsoft’s wma format….
October 21, 2004
MP3 losing steam? I prefer Microsoft’s wma format.
FREE doesn’t mean it is good or it works better th…
October 20, 2004
FREE doesn’t mean it is good or it works better than paid version and vice versa.
Software developers or companies who don’t build a…
October 20, 2004
Software developers or companies who don’t build any automatic or manual update into their program suck! I don’t want to go to an website, download new version, uninstall old one and then install new one. Sometimes I lose settings or things get screwed up depending on how bad the developers are!
When push comes to shove, when everyone is down, w…
October 19, 2004
When push comes to shove, when everyone is down, when there’s no one
standing besides you, when everything is gone, you will be there,
standing on your own. We are alone in this world, despite what anyone
says.
So lonely inside, so busy out there. All you wante…
October 19, 2004
So lonely inside, so busy out there. All you wanted was somebody who
cares. – Michelle Branch.
Altoids Apple Sours are pretty good. :)
October 19, 2004
Altoids Apple Sours are pretty good.
Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agre…
October 19, 2004
Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the ‘Agreement’) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 20__, by_______________________, between
__________________and_____________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about.
4. None of that ‘lovemaking’ shit – only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don’t ask.
6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the ‘backup,’ unless you are from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted – money is always good.
8. No baby talk – however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers – it’s really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other ‘friends with privileges’ we are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -don’t be offended.
12. No extra clothing – I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex – it’s over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.
14. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it – I don’t care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: ‘My roommate’s girlfriend/boyfriend.’
17. Doggie style is the preferred position – the reason is less eye contact the better.
18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink – I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please – don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
21. No second phone calls, if you don’t pick up the first time, then you get moved to the end of the list.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
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Courtesy of Miss Information
Life is funny. In practical joke/dark humor kinda …
October 19, 2004
Life is funny. In practical joke/dark humor kinda way IMO.
Flat-screen TV emits international distress signal…
October 19, 2004
Walmart.com sent me email today… Half-Life 2: C…
October 19, 2004
Walmart.com sent me email today…
Half-Life 2: Collector’s Edition PC
Original release date : 02 NOV 2004
New release date : 18 NOV 2004
I don’t like Sun’s Scott McNealy. I don’t like Ora…
October 19, 2004
I don’t like Sun’s Scott McNealy. I don’t like Oracle’s Larry Ellison. I don’t like Apple’s Steve Jobs.
My PC’s been making buzzing noise for about a week…
October 19, 2004
My PC’s been making buzzing noise for about a week now. I know the front air circulation fan is either loose or having some kinda problem. I don’t feel like opening up the machine ’cause it is tucked away under the desk in some uncomfy location. Too much work to get to it. Maybe this weekend.
No, I’m not upset. Just somewhat disappointed. We …
October 19, 2004
No, I’m not upset. Just somewhat disappointed. We could have had some fun times. No worries, I understand. Anyone else would have probably freaked but I’m not anyone else. It’ll be awkward for sometime though. I know I cannot give more. I could have though to a certain level but it’s too late now. I never said hanging with someone like me would be easy. :-] There are reasons why I live in my Fortress of Solitude. No regrets though.
GMail Drive shell extension
October 18, 2004
Overheard in New York
October 18, 2004
Men More Willing to Sleep with Their Boss?
October 18, 2004
I AM A SEX ADDICT
October 18, 2004
From Craig’s List: Don’t move to New York. It’s…
October 18, 2004
From Craig’s List:
Don’t move to New York. It’s not worth it. The rent is high, people are mean, it smells like fish and pachouli oil, jobs are scarce, decent paying jobs are non-existent, we’re the #1 terrorist target, National Guardsmen are walking around with automatic weaponry . A city with a Mayor who is an annoying lyer with odd priorities who whines and pouts and presides over a place so horrendously cash-strapped that you wake up every morning wondering what new tax law was enacted while you slept and he partied in his billion dollar suite. Garbage is ALL over the streets. The drinks are expensive, the bar scene is so TIRED and played out, Broadway shows are unaffordable, museums are full of hyperactive pre-teens from PS whatever and the underpaid teachers can’t control them, people run into you while you’re walking down the street, subway smell like urine, fares are up, no one apologizes or seems to think that courtesy is a virtue, plane fares are sky-high (pun intended), cockroaches , rats and mice thrive, you can’t cross the street when it rains without dunking your self to your knee in the invisible puddles or taxi drivers intentionally splashing you , crazy people bother you, teenagers try to sell you a bag of M&Ms for $3 claiming it’s for the Boys and Girls Club, ethics are a thing of the past, the most popular tourist attraction is the WWE store in Times Square, the terror alert is orange, I just saw a woman smack her child and call him a fag on the train this morning, I was almost beaten to a pulp by three big Guido type guys when I tried to stop them from hitting an old man when the old man accidentally started to get in ‘their’ cab, the Mets are going to lose this year, the Yankees are over-paid whiny cry-babies, the Rangers just can’t seem to hold it together, The Knicks are freaky messes, maniac drivers keep running over people in crosswalks, the Post and the Daily News compete for the most stupid and sensationalist headline every day while completely disregarding the truth behind the statement and creating panic and severely misinformed opinions all over the city, you can’t get into good restaurants because Cher took the last table, when you do get into a good restaurant you discover that you can’t afford anything to drink because the entree price is over $150 and you can’t pronounce the dish anyway so who cares, you should just go to Olive Garden because the actor/not from New York waiters are the only waiters in NYC that are actually nice to you, it minus well be snowing in the middle of August with all the strange weather here, New York judges are taking kick-backs, nuns selling guns, cops selling drugs, teachers getting their teenage students pregnant, priest molesting any boy they can get their hands on – and on and on and on . Women don’t have a clue as what to do with their hair, cloths, gays all look alike and everyone is on a cell phone call that could well wait until they get home. You have angry bitter neighbors who are thrown into a hysterical rage if an Asian dares put a menu under their door for fear of SARS. All your friends are poor. All viewpoints are spray-painted on to walls, doors and whatever else they choose to destroy….. You see people who wear plastic bags on their hands and things over their mouths . A fat lady on heroin. Union goons with giant, inflatable rats. Homeless people who defecate on the subway staircase? And most ridiculous of all – what people call the ‘energy and buzz’ of the city is actually called ‘fire engines and honking’ by the rest of the world. Should I go on?”
Firefox BlogThis Extension
October 18, 2004
My Horoscope 4 tomorrow: It’s almost too easy t…
October 18, 2004
My Horoscope 4 tomorrow:
It’s almost too easy to impress new people. You’re a powerful individual in so many ways: You’re smart, funny and you don’t talk down to anyone no matter how tall you stand. If there are any questions about whether you’re the best in your field, you answer them quickly and decisively. One simple demonstration is all it takes. You might not even wait for anyone to ask what needs to be done. If something has to happen, you’ll make it happen. You’re not afraid to take what you so obviously deserve.
Outerborough people have a misconception of manhat…
October 15, 2004
Outerborough people have a misconception of manhattan people
Reply to: anon-45660194@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-10-15, 11:23AM EDT
I am so sick of someone from queens (which i grew up in) thinking that it is impossible to live in manhattan and by me living there I am stuck up or have my parents helping to pay the bills. HELLO go to the ny times section and look up rent it cost the same to live on the upper east side as it does in brooklyn, yes space is bigger in other boroughs but you guys always complain about being bored and not living in manhattan. I am so sick of hearing “OH WOW you live in manhattan” How do you afford that?
Get over it!
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I agree with this post.
Yes I want the big money. If I’m gonna be a misera…
October 15, 2004
Yes I want the big money. If I’m gonna be a miserable prick, I rather be
a disgustingly filthy rich miserable prick.
The Ring Two
October 14, 2004
Zillion Zappa quotes
October 14, 2004
FORMER CHILD STAR CENTRAL
October 14, 2004
Computer guys usually don’t have WD40. We don’t ne…
October 14, 2004
Computer guys usually don’t have WD40. We don’t need to lube up stuff
inside computer.
