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Troutgirl She got fired from Friendster yesterday for blogging.

Copernic Desktop Search - The Search Engine for Your PC FREE! Maybe I’ll try it out @ home. I have more crap there.

Do What You Love and You’ll Probably Starve - Career Advice Article

TV Theme Songs Online - TV Land’s Show Song List

Playboy undressed video game women

Love Enuff stuff to keep one busy.

My Netflix queue…

DVDs You Have Out
                                       
Smallville: Season 2: Disc 3 
Smallville: Season 2: Disc 2 

DVDs in Your Queue                                             
       
Smallville: Season 2: Disc 4 
Smallville: Season 2: Disc 5 
Smallville: Season 2: Disc 6 
Citizen Kane
The Punisher
The Girl Next Door
The Shield: Season 1: Disc 1
The Shield: Season 1: Disc 2
The Shield: Season 1: Disc 3
The Shield: Season 1: Disc 4
The Shield: Season 2: Disc 1   
The Shield: Season 2: Disc 2   
The Shield: Season 2: Disc 3   
The Shield: Season 2: Disc 4
Taken: Vol. 1
Taken: Vol. 2
Taken: Vol. 3
Taken: Vol. 4  
Taken: Vol. 5  
Taken: Vol. 6
Returner
Barb Wire
May
Audition       
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Killing Zoe    
Godsend
In the Company of Men  
God, Sex & Apple Pie

DVDs Awaiting Release

The Day After Tomorrow 
The Chronicles of Riddick

If we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time - Edith Wharton

Half-Life 2/Doom 3 Tech Comparison

Looks like Google is finally getting it’s act together. The % problem
with blog this has been fixed. New Email This Post feature is cool! I’ve
added that to my template. And Edit post on the fly when I’m logged into
blogger seems to be working, too!

I gotta stop giving Netflix Gift Certificate as gift. Received an email from them today asking me to remind the recepient to redeem the certificate. Problem is, I don’t remember who I gave the certificate to. I know it was for a girl, don’t remember who. Out of 5 certificates I’ve given out since 08/27/01, looks like only one (according to Netflix Account History) was redeemed. It was done by the girl I really really liked. Obviously I had good reason to like her. Good thing I can use the recently expired gift certificates to my own account.

What are the chances of 2 of my female friends contacting me on the same day within 5hr time frame? Very little, but it happened today. One called, left message, I called back. Other one text messaged, I replied back.

Movies I’ll be seeing for my Intro to Film Studies Class…

1) Washington Square (1997)
2) The Heiress (1949)
3) A Clockwork Orange (1971) This one should be good.
4) A Little Vicious (1991)
5) Citizen Kane (1941) Outside Class View
6) Little Big Man (1970)
7) Nothing But a Man (1964)
Umberto D (1952) or The Bicycle Thief (194
9) After Life (199
10 Smoke (1995)

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Looks like I’ve been pre-ordering a lot lately. Pre ordered Seinfeld
Gift set DVD, Half-Life 2: Collector’s Edition PC Game and today
Spider-Man 2 gift set DVD.

Searchlab Shorts Series - Farm Sluts

I’ve just placed order for the Spider-Man 2 gift set from Amazon! It was
$4.97 after FREE shipping and $30.00 gift certificate from Amazon for
buying Norelco CoolSkin shaver.

I wasn’t planning on getting the gift set for Spider-Man 2 but after seeing this photo, I will.
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gh3d.com - I like GamersHell.com better than Sex - GamersHell.com

DeadBeater Fraud Management system for eBay sellers and buyers

BarterBee Not a bad concept. Limited choices in my opinion.

CD on one side, DVD on the other

Today is one of those days when it is so nice out that I get sick,
literally.

You know you’re a drunken bastard when…

230. you find that the only reason for buying a pickup truck instead of a

car deals with the fact that pickups can haul more kegs.

231. the Budweiser Frogs are petitioning to have you become their fourth

member.

232. your only excuse for not killing yourself is that there is still beer

left in the world to drink.

233. your definition of a high-speed accident involves drooling while doing

a funnel or keg-stand

234. you avoid elevators because the motion might make you puke.

235. drinking and driving laws are specifically aimed at getting you

arrested, prosecuted, and executed.

236. you think the death penalty wouldn’t be so bad if the condemned party

got to drink a forty before he/she died.

237. you find yourself putting a coaster on the small of your partner’s

back.

238. When you are so drunk you do a street show in New Orleans and actually

get paid!

239. There are thirsty people in Ethiopia and you want a COKE!!!!

240. You automatically fall asleep lying on your side with your mouth over

the edge of the bed.

241. Your payment for babysitting is a half bottle of vodka, a bottle of

pepsi and a spliff.

242. You and your friends have long involved conversations about how none of

you are really alcoholics - while sitting in the pub.

243. You wake up not knowing how you got home from the bar.

244. You can’t figure out where you left your car last night.

245. You wake up with a ringing in your ears, from you so-called friends

lighting off M-80s under you bed in a futile attempt to wake you up for a

beer run.

246. When you spend twenty minutes trying unsuccessfully to start your car,

only to realize its not your car you’re sitting in.

247. When you wake up next to the most beautiful women you ever seen, and

can’t remember her name, what you did together, and most importantly how you

got her to your place in the first place.

248. When you wake up so drunk, that you fall down in the shower, and

consequently have to call in sick.

249. When you sick days are know as the beer flu to you co-workers.

250. When a women is hinting at a party that she wants you to go out to her

car with her, and your so drunk you won’t go, because you think What she

can’t find it herself?

251. When you’re in college and go home to visit your drinkin’ buddies, wake

up after the visit and don’t ever remember leaving the campus!!

252. you’ve passed out so many times you are now president of the magical

world you’ve created for yourself in there

253. WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO TAKE A PISS AND THE NEXT

MORNING YOU AWAKE TO FIND YOURSELF IN BED WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND’S PARENTS.

254. WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO TAKE A PISS AND THE NEXT

MORNING YOU REALIZE YOU NEVER LEFT YOUR BED.

255. YOUR DOG IS LICKING YOUR FACE AS YOU LAY ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR LIVING

ROOM AND SUDDENLY YOU REMEMBER, ‘I DON’T HAVE A DOG!’

256. IT WASN’T A DOG, IT IS SOME UGLY GUY, AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HE GOT

IN YOUR LIVING ROOM

257. you know that you’re a drunken bastard when you name your kid samuel

adams.

258. You’re boss calls the local bar and asks the bartender if you’ll make

it in to work the next day.

259. when THC stands for “the Total Hang over Cure”

260. You try to pick up women ten years older with the line “Are you

seriously thirty?”

261. You do something to a bouncer, he turns around ready to smack someone’s

head in, sees it’s you and just sorta laughs and walks off shaking his head.

(incidentally I am 5′10″ and about 150lb. He wasn’t scared of me…….

262. You try to pick up women here (brown hair, hazel eyes, seeks loving

female to share a six pack.) [editor’s note: This was a very shameless plug

for a personal add, but I’m not above putting it in here. And, if it works,

you can expect me to put on here, too.

263. You look at an empty pot glass, and suddenly smash it on your head.

264. You look around the night club and realize you are the only non-staff

there.

265. You suddenly blurt out in the middle of conversation (with females

present) “Hey, do you think she’s wearing underwear?”

266. You wake up and spend an hour trying to work out what you want to do:

either Piss, Fart, Crap or Vomit? Then you realize you have to go to the

same room, regardless of what you want to do.

267. the energy you have only enables you to get to the cooler and nothing

else.

268. A vampire get buzzed after sucking your blood.

269. your at a party and end up with one of your shoes and one of someone

else’s.

270. you believe that people die driving drunk because the don’t practice

driving drunk

271. it takes you an hour to walk a 1/4 of a mile

272. you have to check the stamps on your hand to remember which bars you

went to

273. you get drunk and fall off a cliff in to the ocean (UC-Santa Barbra)

274. you keep a list of different beers you’ve had

275. You fall out of bed and don’t get up because there isn’t any beer left

anyway, so what’s the point?

276. You have two bathtubs, one for bathing and one you use as a distillery.

277. It’s finals week and you can’t take your tests because you’ve been

drunk so long you’ve forgotten what classes you’re in.

278. You’re so drunk you can’t finish…

279. you leave a keg on your front porch so you will never run out of beer!!

280. You’re reading this list while preparing for a big meeting at work, but

it takes a long time to get through it because you have to keep going to the

bathroom to puke…

281. You are drunk ,sitting in class and you find this SHIT so funny you

disturb the class

282. when you say that THUNDERBIRD taste good(THUNDERBIRD is nasty as

hell!!!!!

283. your wife wakes you up and tells you to close your mouth the bedroom

smells like a brewery.

284. the bottle shop guy kisses the ground you walk on.

285. 911 sounds more like the number of stubbies you drank last night

286. you’re that hungry that you find a heap of licorice pizzas to eat, only

to find in the morning that you’ve eaten you’re record collection

287. …You take the ferry from Dover to Calais just to buy duty-free

liquor.

288. When you start an A.A. group called Alamore…for the Alcoholic who

wants to drink more. It’s a 10 year program with two 15 year follow ups!

289. You’re on a first name basis with every traffic cop in you state and

the 3 bordering it…

290. When you wake up in the morning in search of the cat that shitted in

you mouth.

291. When you are convinced that beer is the perfect substitute bread.

292. When you can distinguish brands of beer just by the smell.

293. When you would rather piss yourself than give up your barstool.

294. when all your buddies have gone out to get drunk and you didn’t feel

like it so you go and buy a 12 pack of beer and a 26′er of vodka to stay

home and relax.

295. you fall asleep with a beer in your, not spill a drop, and wake up the

next morning and drink it.

296. you whistle your favorite march melody in the morning, expecting those

little dwarfs to march out of your mouth and take along their hammers.

297. You read 250 of these things just to convince yourself that everybody

drinks a lot and that you’re not an alcoholic.

298. You puke in your mouth and swallow it while hitting on a girl, and

pretend like nothing happened!

299. You have to report your car stolen, because you forget where you left

it.

300. You report your car stolen and then find it in your driveway!

301. When you have to get all your friends together from the night before in

order to put together all the bits and pieces of everyone’s memory.

302. You know once you all get together, YOU’LL be getting together again

tomorrow!

303. when you are driving home from cowboys and your friends says “can you

see the road” and you say “yes” and she says “good, because I can’t” and she

is driving off the road and we are heading towards the ditch.

304. you makeout with your best friend and don’t remember it.

305. You wake up at noon and your idea of lunch is another “sandwich in a

can”

306. …you stop brushing your teeth in the morning because the toothpaste

clashes with the taste of your beer.

307. You have all your mail forwarded to the local bar.

308. The beer truck stops off at your house before the delivery to the bars

and liquor stores.

309. Your favorite bar puts an addition on the back for you to live.

310. You don’t go to the bar for one night and there is a search party

looking for you.

311. You wake up one morning and you realize you’re at the wrong house, then

go to call a friend and realize you’re in the wrong state.

312. You count the money in your wallet by the number of beers you can buy.

313. You get up in the morning and your tongue needs a shave worse than your

face.

314. …you constantly wake up on your front and it feels like your arms and

legs have been cut off cos you can’t feel any of them!!

315. …you get a cab, and after forty minute of driving god knows where,

you end up back where you started.

316. …after drinking half bottle of Mexican Tequila, you wake up the next

morning with different clothes on, and the old clothes are lying in heap

soaking wet. You never left the house either, you think?

317. …instead of wasting alcohol before taking a cruise ship back home,

you and one friend decide to slam a two liter worth if rum and coke in less

than ten minutes.

318. …can’t remember your date’s name after drinking 20 drinks.

319. …decide that the toilet is not a good place to take a leak, and

proceed to try to piss on your friend’s shoes.

320. …get-up at 5 A.M. to drink green beer all day. pass out at 7 P.M.,

wake-up at 11p.m. and go get drunk again!

321. … every morning you ask your friends what happened the night before.

322. … ar so drunk that you can’t find your friend’s house, but you know

where they live.

323. … go to the hospital for an injury that you don’t know how you got.

324. … make it regular habit to make-out with girls while dancing and

proceeding, the next morning, to ask your friends what they looked like.

325. … say “she was a little bigger than I’m used to.”

326. … can fill up the recycling bin in one night.

327. … like/drink the new Beast Ice because its got higher alcohol

content.

328. … pass-out while making-out.

329. … take a flask to a college hockey game, and get shitknickered while

standing along the boards.

330. … get a DUI in the morning.

331. You surf down a flight of slippery wood stairs (on the heal of your

right foot) with a beer in each hand and don’t break em. (True story. My

foot was sore for about a week!)

332. -Your mixed drinks taste like shots and your shots are the size of

mixed drinks.

333. -You wash down headache pills in the morning with a shot.

334. -You exchange drink recipes with the bartender.

335. -You lead your life according to the undeniable truth that if you’re

not wasted, the weekend is.

336. you call 911 and tell them you are dieing because you ran out of vodka

337. Your favorite place to sleep is the bathroom, because of the cool tile

floor.

338. you down that little bottle of Cointreau in the medicine cabinet, only

to find you just drank your Yves St Laurent Kouros aftershave….

339. you have to go out to your car every half hour at work to puke and

sleep and wind up drinking the warm

beers that are rolling around in your backseat.

340. You carry an “emergency” bottle of alcohol at all times.

341. Your rent is overdue, your bank account is overdrawn, and you can’t

afford to buy food, but you still manage to find money for beer.

342. You consider “sobriety” to be anytime you don’t have a beer in your

hand.

343. You are unable to name ten U.S. presidents, but naming ten brands of

beer is no problem.

344. You laugh when you hear people talking about getting drunk off eight

beers, because you know that’s impossible.

345. You have nightmares about being the “designated driver”.

346. You can’t remember where you went last night or what you did, but you

know you had a good time.

347. You claim that you “only smoke when you drink”, but you have enough

Marlboro miles for the Pool Table.

348. You’ve used the Spanish version of the ATM at three in the morning on a

whim.

349. After a hard night of drinking, you wake up with an open beer in your

hand, look at it and resume drinking it.

350. Suddenly, mooning a cop seems like a fun idea.

351. Who doesn’t sleep in the tub?

352. When offered a soda you reply “what did I ever do to you?”

353. the most tattered piece of clothing you own is your 3-piece suit

because you’re always stumbling home drunk from weddings and funerals in it.

354. You know you’re a drunken bastard when you’re at a wedding reception

and everyone else has left including the bride and groom except for you and

10 other drunken bastards and the reception hall people are asking you to

leave but all of you keep drinking so they call for taxicabs to pick you up

but you go to take a piss, stumble into the coat check room to

get your coat and come back out only to find that all the taxis have left (a

true story).

355. you wonder why the room is so cold, then realize you have your hand in

the beer cooler.

356. You know you’re a drunken bastard when someone says they want to talk

to you about your drinking and you say, “Why, did I miss a round?”

357. You know you’re a drunken bastard when the only time you get any sleep

is when you pass out in the gutter.

358. You know you’re a drunken bastard when someone asks you why you drink

and you reply, “To forget.” When they say, “To forget what?” you say, “I

don’t know, I forgot.”

359. You know you’re a drunken bastard when the only reason you wear

cufflinks is to use them as street curb feelers.

360. The whistling in your ear as you walk home is an empty beer bottle in

your shirt pocket.

361. You can’t log a fault call late during a night shift at work, because

the technician is sure to notice you’re pissed

362. You order your meal based on how hard it will be to puke later on

363. You have reserved parking at the local bar.

364. It will take longer for your liver to decompose than it will take for

Styrofoam to biodegrade.

365. You can’t remember what color your girlfriend’s eyes are, but she has

good taste in beer.

366. Your idea of a special date is buying her Crown Royal instead of Jim

Beam.

367. you knock over a pint of Guinness, catch it in an ashtray before it

spills onto the floor, drink it and spit out the cigarette butts

368. piss into your beer can and drink it to recycle the alcohol your body

tried to expel from overexposure.

369. the world makes sense.

370. You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile.

371. Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe

distance as you blew out your birthday candles.

372. Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

373. Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.

374. For some reason, there’s salt on the rim of your basketball goal.

375. Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea’s

pancakes.

376. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could’ve bought the *car*.

377. You’re now the proud inventor of the “Slim Jim”: Ultra Slim-Fast shakes

made with Jim Beam.

378. Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.

379. Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver in the

shape of a bottle.

380. Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, “Hey, it’s VomitMan!”

381. The doorman asks for you I.D. just to see how long it’ll take you to

find your pants.

382. Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into

a pan of frying onions.

383. Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

384. You’re now sober enough to realize “Drink Canada Dry” is a slogan and

not a personal challenge.

385 …a cop taps you on the shoulder and says, “Hey, buddy, you’re crawling

the wrong way. Your apartment’s over there.”

386…you show up in court (for public intox) and the clerk asks if you work

in a brewery because you smell like beer.

387…you crawl into the back of ‘your’ pickup to sleep it off—and the

next day you wake up in the back of a stranger’s pickup, in their garage, in

a town you don’t recognize.

388. you have to get someone from the store to carry your case of beer to

the car because you just can’t make it. (true story)

389. You claim you can make a margarita using everything but tequila and

mix.

390. When, after getting caught by the police, setting off a box of huge

fireworks in the apartment parking lot, you stand there in your Hawaiian

shirt and toast the officers with your Daquari.

391. you’re so drunk the only skill you can perform is opening a pop top

392. you have ever wiped vomit on your shirt

393. you get beer on your shirt because you are too drunk to remember how to

swallow

394. you spend all your dog’s food money on booze

395. every time you get your personal weekend stock, everyone on the way out

of the store tries to invite themselves to the party.

396. everyone at work ,when bragging about how sloshed they got the previous

weekend, use your name as a base comparison….

397. you don’t go to bars because you will waste all your money, and still

have to go home to your everclear to get drunk…..

398. when you watch Brave Heart and drink every time someone dies (a game we

call BRAVE LIVER)

399. …you wake up in the morning and have to check the message on your

answering machine to find out where you’ve been.

400. - When you pass out on the floor ,wake up at 5am with sick all around

your head, you quickly clear it up before anyone notices , only to be told

later it was you friend’s not yours!

You know you’re from Silicon Valley when…

You have at least three computers at home.

You own at least one domain on the Internet, probably several.

You think it’s normal to see chip-design software or relational databases advertised on freeway billboards.

You know that California isn’t just one big beach.

You know that not everyone in California surfs.

You know there’s lots of skiing in California.

You know your rotating outage block number at home and at work, and listen for them whenever there are rolling blackouts.

You’re appalled that you can’t get (fill in the blank: ADSL, cable modem, etc) at your place. After all, we’re supposed to have everything for techies in Silicon Valley, right?

You can’t answer the question about any good tourist spots in Silicon Valley, because you haven’t been to any of them.

You tell the immigrants from other states that you remember when [fill in any landmark] was a farm or orchard.

If someone refers to "SunnytogaDeAnzavale Road", you laugh and know what they’re talking about.

You take your out-of-town friends to see the techie gadgets at Fry’s. But you don’t let them buy anything.

You know how to recognize re-sealed returned electronics at Fry’s.

You don’t ask the staff any questions at Fry’s. You know they hire idiots and pass the savings on to you.

You watch dot-com boomers go back to the states they came from, and the traffic gets better by the month. But you are home so you’re not moving.

You own a Sport Utility Vehicle and have never taken it off-road. You wouldn’t know what to do if you tried. Same with all your friends.

You don’t know how to drive in snow. You’re a road hazard when you visit the mountains.

For that matter, you’re a road hazard any time you get on the road.

You think the horn and middle finger are essential driving tools.

You think bicycles don’t belong on the road.

You think any car ahead of you doesn’t belong on the road.

Your out-of-state friends are impressed at how much money you make… until you tell them how much you pay for housing.

You know that a "fixer-upper" home could cost a half-million dollars.

You do a "California stop" at stop signs. And you think it’s only Californians who call them that.

You aren’t bothered much by earthquakes because you’re ready for them. But the thought of tornadoes and hurricanes terrifies you.

You correct anyone from the East Coast when they mention what will happen when the "Big One" hits.  Actually everything east of California will fall in the Atlantic.

You clearly remember where you were when the Loma Prieta quake hit.

You know several funny stories about swimming pools in the quake.

You can’t recognize a thunderstorm without seeing lightning first.

You cringe when a Southern Californian refers to highways like "the 101". It’s just "101". No "the".

You call low clouds "fog" even if they’re hundreds of feet off the ground.

At least once you have gone to San Francisco for the day wearing shorts and a t-shirt because it was a warm clear day in San Jose. And you froze your little *@#!% off in the fog, drizzle and wind.

And the Number One reason you know you’re from Silicon Valley is when…

You say you’re from Silicon Valley because no one knows where San Jose is.

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The best places to die

My Career Report:

Aries

As a dynamic and assertive Aries, you do well in professions that require willpower and self-confidence. Due to the Aries’ extra boost of energy, physically demanding jobs are right for you. As the most competitive of all signs, you should always choose a profession, where you can measure yourself against others.

Ideal occupations would be mechanical engineering, careers in the military or police force, or professions that have to do with sports or the outdoors. Since you can find Arians wherever the action is, it is very common that they become firefighters, ambulance workers, or surgeons.

If you are an Aries woman, you are more drawn to male dominated professions. Since you are a very independent individual, it appeals to you to create your own business, or at least be the one who is in charge. You may not do well in professions that require patience, and attention to detail. Also, routine is a killer for you!

As an Aries man, you like action and you need to be challenged. A job that doesn’t bear a certain amount of risk and adventure, doesn’t interest you. Therefore, you would be perfect as a bodyguard, a marine, or a police inspector. You may have a problem with purely intellectual professions, or care professions.

Coworkers see you as cheerful and enthusiastic, and they admire your forcefulness when you put your mind to something. However, if you feel that someone tries to outsmart you, your competitiveness kicks in, and then they will learn how egocentric and stubborn you can be.

You are a wonderful and easygoing boss! You like to lead and care for you team. Your enthusiasm is contagious and this is motivation enough for your employees to respect and follow you.

The secret of your success is that you have goals, and no matter what it takes, you fight like a warrior to achieve it. You are determined and sure of yourself, and giving up is just not an option for you!

I’m starting to get disappointed with Google. Since they started to think about going public their service is getting worse. They’ve added the new toolbar which I think is screwing up “Blog This” button on their toolbar and the Firefox extension. I get extra % sign in URL and spaces. Getting annoying! Once you go public things are never same. General public who own your stock puts pressure on you. Problem is they are just normal panicy dumb ass public. They have no idea what it takes to run a company!

I’ve just upgraded my Netgear router’s firmware. Internet connection was getting sluggish. Released and renewed IP, too. Looks good so far.

Since I’ve been working for more than 4 months @ a new job now, I thought sharing the email I sent to few select friends when I quit my last job would be nice. The following email have been censored to protect the innocent. It was send on Friday, September 26, 2003 12:47am.

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Subject: By the time…

…you read this email (around 12:00pm EST) tomorrow, I should be dead (assuming everything works out OK). I’ve finally found the better way to die. It is…

OOPS I did it again! Wrong email!

There comes a time for every man when he must make a decision (besides choosing porn or chicken or doing it doggie style or missionary style ;)).
Most of you have heard me talk about this lot for awhile. Well, now I’ve done it. I have pulled a “******”! No deal, No job, Just Balls! It is my pleasure to announce that I will be outta *******, INC. any day now. Little nanobots are eating their way to clear my path as I write this email. No final date yet, could be as soon as tomorrow. When you don’t see me for more than 2 days, expect the worst (best in my case). I will email again once I leave the premises (this applies to current employees only). Technically, I will be dead to the company and join the deadhead ex-employees. We will wait patiently outside 4 U.

Yes, it is crazy to quit without another job but you already knew I’m a little crazy. When you wake up and dread coming to work, even though there’s nice colleagues like you, something must be wrong. When your day starts and ends with “what the f**k”, something ain’t right here. When going thru every work days and sometimes weekends becomes a struggle, it’s time to move on.
And when ****** calls you 6-7am on Sat, I don’t even wanna go there! I hope someone will kick his ass someday.

What will I do after this? I’m definitely not going to Disneyland 4 sure!
First I will catch up on my sleep. Then watch all the Buffy DVDs I bought, play all the video games waiting 2 B played. I will enjoy the Winter.
Watch Lord of the Rings 3 & Matrix 3 with peace of mind. Check my site later for more. And of course there’s school.

No, there won’t be any party, toga party, binge drinking, orgy or anything like that to celebrate my departure. That is why I’m sending this email.
I don’t think I’m emotionally strong enough to handle a face to face goodbye with everyone. This place has been a like a second home to me. I used to say if only they had cable and bed, I’d move in. Those were the good old days. I miss those days. I know many old schoolers do, too. I miss the hockey machine. I miss the fun wild and crazy days when there was less *****, ****** and ******* in our lives. I will sneak out the back door without making any scene.

I want to thank you all for the great experience, tolerating dirrty emails and all the wacky ass stuff I did for all those years. You’ve been awesome, ultra cool, kick ass buncha people I’ve ever worked in my whole damn life. I doubt I’ll ever meet such superior human beings who truly care. I hope you all make outta here alive and well before losing your cool.

I will keep sending dirrty jokes to your work or whatever email address I have. Try not to send any dirrty stuff to my “ex-work” address like ***** ******* did.

Given below are my contact info. If I can be of any assistance, please don’t hesitate.

Email (in order of importance):

1) *******@hotmail.com
2) *******@nyc.rr.com
3) *******@siddman.net
4) *******@siddman.org

Cell: 917-***-****

Thanks again. You’ve been great!

BTW, copy any favorite mp3s from my secret stash to your local machine.
I don’t what the next guy will do. Yes, you can ask me for illegal stuff even if I’m not there.

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Cuddling new craze for New York’s singles

So I preordered Half-Life 2: Collector’s Edition video game from
Wal-Mart today. It should come loaded with goodies!

My Horoscope Today:

Today is an extremely significant day, astrologically speaking. For you, dear Aries, it may be an affirmation of your pioneering spirit. Be the champion of the new and bizarre. There is a window of opportunity opening in which a golden chance might be at hand. Forces that may seem to be in conflict may actually work well together. Remember the balance of old traditions combined with new information and knowledge. The integration of these two principles is key.

Safeguard your Social Security number

Bear guzzles 36 beers passes out at campground

I’ve placed order for a Kingston 512MB USB2 Flash drive about an hour
ago. It will be $55.80 after $15.00 rebate and had FREE 2nd say
shipping. My current 128MB drive wasn’t doing it 4 me. Just have to make
sure I send the rebate ASAP! Didn’t meet deadline for few.

The real problem with reading rant & raves

Reply to: anon-39721062@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-18, 10:34AM EDT

As I walk around the city, I look at people and wonder if this is the horrible bigot that wrote that disturbingly violent post, or that is the woman with all the diseases who’s still sleeping with everyone, or that is the guy who literally hates everyone and is rotting inside with judgmental misery.

It’s so depressing. I’ve got to get off here.

Few signatures I saw on some messageboard…

The nicest thing about not planning is that failure comes as a complete surprise rather than being preceded by a period of worry and depression

Look, nobody ever got to the end of their life and said: "I wish I’d had less sex . . . "

Only geniuses control chaos….

Life’s too short to give a rat’s ass about someone who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you.

"Erections lasting over 4 hours - although rare - require immediate medical help."

A dirty mind is a joy forever!

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

Sex should never be a luxury.

World Freak Magnet Champion!

Courage in women is often mistaken for insanity.

Hatenotes.com Listen to other people’s hate notes. Read other people’s comments. Have fun. Enjoy your life. Share your heavy load with other strangers and feel better.

LOAF - Distributed Social Networking Over Email

Cruise to Star in ‘War of the Worlds’

29 things that used to be free

Remember when a salad came with your meal and you could talk to a bank teller at no charge?

Following is rant about the kid who choked on pop-corn as he was
watching AVP….

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Dead kid Dumb Parents
Reply to: anon-39651958@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-17, 3:43PM EDT

I’ve seen these people. SADLY I have been a patron at this theatre where
this kid met his untimely demise. People like this kids parents have
RUINED movies for me and my husband. They come in like packs of monkeys
hooting and yowling at the screen with 5 kids in toe at R rated movies
that are obviously not meant for anyone under the age of 17!!! They let
them run around and scream through the duration of the movie. Ruining
the experience for everyone else because, they were too selfish to get a
fucking sitter for their asshole kids which only have the opportunity to
grow up and become members of the local prison. BECAUSE THEY ARE BORN TO
IDIOTS LIKE THIS! WTF!!! Were these idiot morons doing while their kid
was dying!!! Oh probably screwing each other and adding another “jem of
a human being” into their cesspoool of an existance.

AND NOW YOUR KID IS DEAD!! Way to go brainiacs!! I do say that is worth
a Darwin!!
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Bond Sexiest Classical Music Ever! ;D

How Do You Know If You Might Have A Drinking Problem ?

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There are two ways to go. You’re either a social drinker

or a solitary drinker. Social is more common, so let’s

do that one first.

You drink every day, but usually in socially-acceptable situations,

such as lunch, after work, dinner, parties, etc. But in any case,

you do drink every day.

You feel the need to have a drink to “loosen up” a bit before

going out, even though there’s going to be plenty of booze at

the party (bar, dinner, etc.)

You think about drinking and look forward to it. You think about

that beer or cocktail you’re going to have later, and/or can’t wait

until the time comes when you can have a drink…such as lunch and/or

after work.

All you friends drink and drinking is part of all your socializing.

You would not date a woman (man) who didn’t drink because you would

find them to be “boring” and “no fun”.

At social events, you always seem to be the one drinking

the most; and if the party slows down too much, you’ll leave

and find someplace where you can drink.

At work you show up every Monday morning with a hangover

and need a little “Hair of the Dog” to ride it out.

OR…

You become what is known as a “functional alcoholic”.

You know…the guy or gal who seem to go to the bathroom

all the time and smells like mouthwash. Friendly, but seems

somewhat stiff, reserved and removed. Gets their work done

and leaves. Never socializes with co-workers or joins in

the fun.

Then things start to happen which get your attention:

You begin to have blackouts. People tell you things

you did last night of which you have no recollection.

You start to prefer alcohol to food and always make

sure you have enough money to drink. You begin to pass

on paying the Con Ed or phone bill and use the money to

buy alcohol.

Your drinking starts to concern you, so you begin to make

deals with yourself, i.e.: “I’ll only have ONE cocktail at lunch”

or “I’ll only drink on the weekends”.

You think you can “stop anytime”, so you do stop…for about

2 weeks after which time you say to yourself, “There, see. I

don’t have a problem after all”. And then you go right back to it.

After a while your friends begin to suggest that you slow down

on your drinking and you react by getting annoyed with them and

thinking that they’re no fun anymore. Eventually those friends

drift away and you find new drinking buddies.

Your job begins to suffer as you now need a drink to “get started”

in the morning, and then a little spike in the coffee, and something

to “help you get through” that boring meeting.

There’s more…but you can figure it out.

The solitary drinker is worse but less complicated

because he/she just sits alone at the end of the bar

with their drink, talking to nobody (you’ve seen those people).

At work you always go out for lunch by yourself because you

“certainly don’t want to spend your lunch hour with a bunch

of losers” or you’re pissed off at your boss and co-workers

because of the way they “treat you”.

On evenings and weekends you just stay home and drink.

You don’t answer the phone, don’t go out…nothing.

The television, the internet, maybe some porn, some take-out,

and the booze. Except along with this scenario comes the

anger, resentments, self-pity, hatred, etc.

Does this look familiar? Does it make you very uncomfortable

to read it ? Are you really, really pissed off right now and

ready to reply with a “Fuck You Asshole” ?

Well…take a breath. Then read it again and ask yourself

this question: “Do I REALLY LIKE LIVING THIS WAY ??”

If your answer is “no” then you can stop it right now.

If you feel trapped and think that there’s no way out…

remember, THAT IS NOT TRUE ! YOU CAN REACH OUT FOR HELP

AND BEGIN YOUR NEW LIFE RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMMENT!!

The first step is up to you.

BILL GATES’ SPEECH TO MT. WHITNEY HIGH SCHOOL in Visalia, CA.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Question about Birth Control

Reply to: anon-39503239@craigslist.org

Date: 2004-08-16, 11:25AM EDT

If young people are too poor to afford condoms, do you suggest they just use an old doritos bag?