Darker Me

Sleaze Test

My score is 9 out of 16! Which means…

6-10: Women aren’t devils. When you make snide comments about them, it signals repressed hostility.

Yes, I have suppressed issues. Goes back to my mom.

Dell puts $100 bounty on iPods

TECH TIME: 50 Coolest Websites: Complete List

Easy Message - the ultra-lite instant messenger for MSN, AOL, ICQ, and Yahoo!

20 Ways to Deal with Difficult People

Verizon sucks so much! They don’t have any cool phones. Slider phone with antenna don’t count. They charge $10.00 to copy address book from old phone to new one. Same if u want to just print it out! Cingular rocks!

Waiting on verizon line 2 pickup WSC’s new phone. They suck!

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Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer http://www.cingular.com

Busting the Biggest PC Myths

According to a Tickle/Emode test, the emoticon that represents me best
is the Winking Face.

Well, hello there (wink, wink). Aren’t you quite the flirt? Maybe you
reserve your talents to the online realm where you can be somewhat
anonymous and sly. Or maybe you’re just great at turning on the charm
virtually anywhere - online or off. Why shouldn’t you?

Flirting is an art, and when done well, it makes people feel good.
Besides, it’s fun and it seems to be something you’re good at. Your
clever comments and quick thinking make you a favorite friend. So,
continue batting those eyelashes, winking that eye, and making others
feel like a million bucks, hot stuff!

5 ways to reduce your e-mail clutter

Knowledge is a terrible and marvelous thing - Little Black Book

“There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, learning from failure.

- Colin Powell”

Do Not Sleep - Things to do instead of sleep

Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court

GNCSucks.com GNC Sucks !!

“I used to think the brain was the most amazing organ in the entire
body. Then I realized who was telling me this.” - z-man

The Grudge

Spider-Man soundtrack arrived today. Looks like there’s only one song I
like, Vindicated by Dashboard Confessional. Included FREE posted wasn’t
too bad. I just might sell the soundtrack on EBay. Still thinking.

Norelco Cool Skin I just placed order for 7775X Model. Time to upgrade! Schick Quattro ain’t doing it for me. Either my beard is getting thicker or I’m getting too old to use normal blade razors or I just need a chance or I’m too cool to use blades. Make your pick! Price wasn’t too bad from Amazon.com, I also get $30.00 coupon towards future Amazon purchases. I also bought couple of pants & a shirt from Macy*s. 3 full sleeve Polos from Gap.com. Now bidding on 3 ties on Ebay.

The charismatic seducer in you can swagger forth, certain of conquest. - from my horoscope today

Bought Spider-Man 2 soundtrack today. It comes with special limited
edition poster. 20% off wasn’t too bad.

I was pretty tempted to buy Summer Escape Weekend package from LOEWS, 6
movie tickets for $25.00, w/ $5.00 shipping each tix is $5.00. You just
have to watch movies Mon-Thu. No Weekends! Not bad. I did that last
year. I’m too old this year. Sometimes you just want to watch a movie,
time, day doesn’t matter. Restrictions suck!

The best way to convince people that you’re intelligent is to agree with
them.
-A Character from a Play

As soon as you idiot-proof something, the world just makes a better
idiot.

Wired News: TechTV Fans Mad as Hell

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you. It will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you’ll find it rubbing up against your legs and jumping into your lap.

- William Bennett

this is a test post from my cool nokia 3300 phone.

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Mobile Email from a Cingular Wireless Customer http://www.cingular.com

Seemed funny 2 me:

Reply to: anon-33826053@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-06-15, 2:50PM EDT

want to be outside
do you
work in a blurred gray corporate environment
do you
work there in order to survive in this money sucking city
do you
wish you were sitting outside sipping a ice cold corona
are you
sick of the single dating scene in NYC
are you
sick of seeing celebrities everywhere you turn- tv-magazines-posters
are you
over the fact that you have no control that someone will fart in an overstuffed subway car on a hot day
are you
addicted to Craigslist
do you
ever feel like throwing a tantrum like a 5 year old when the F train is 20 minutes behind
do you
hate most cab drivers
do you
ever wish things would go your way, just once
can you
tell if they really like you or just want to f*ck you
do you
think it is time for me to stop
I do

A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

- Walter Bagehot

Life is short, cheat! - Siddman

Ways to Have a Fun Time At Wal-Mart:

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?"

Try on bras over top of your clothes.

Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy"

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

Put M&M’s on layaway.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won’t you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti depressants are.

Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms.

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me!! pick me!!" and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It’s those voices again!"

Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it.

Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

Go into the dressing room and yell real loud "Hey, were out of toilet paper in here!"

(o)(o) - Perfect breasts

(+)(+) - Fake silicone breasts

( * )( * ) - Perky breasts

(@)(@) - Big nipple breasts

oo - A cups

{O}{O} - D cups

(oYo) - Wonder bra breasts

( ^ )( ^ ) - Cold breasts

(o)(O) - Lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) - Pierced breasts

(p)(p) - Hanging tassels breasts

\o/\o/ - Grandma’s breasts

( - )( - ) - Against the shower door breasts

| o | | o | - Android breasts

( $ )( $ ) - Martha Stewart’s breasts

CELLULAR So far I like this one. Still, I won’t be going to the theater to see it. It takes more than this to get me going.

The Undead Zone - Why realistic graphics make humans look creepy. By Clive Thompson

So I got a goddamn F in General Physics! Am I upset? Not really. I didn’t
hand in any labs and worksheets. Not a single one! Is it totally my fault?
Not really. Prof. could have pushed me little bit. He didn’t say anything at
all! Do I give a damn? Not really. What’s my rush?

Today I was announced as someone’s web BF. I won’t get into details.

Part Man, Part Machine, All Cop - Robocop

The Trilogy is out on DVD, extended version with 1 extra minute, 4
deleted scenes, 3 behind the scenes featurettes and usual commentaries.
1 extra minute! That cracks me up!

Life-Size Spider-Man Sculpture This is why one needs to be filthy rich!

Digital Photography Composition Tips

Backing up your computer files

orbiTouch - The easy-to-use painless alternative keyboard

Wildseed Ltd. Cool but I hate phones with antennas.

My Horoscope tomorrow: You’re the one, without a doubt, with no questions asked. You’re bright as the sun. You’re louder than thunder. Anybody this eager to attract attention is going to be at the center of the world before long. Make your statement. Send your signal. Be ready for results. With all the energy that you’re putting out, you’ll find the right people to match your mood. Don’t hesitate to try something a little different this time. With all this cosmic firepower and community support, you can’t fail. Even your mistakes are trendsetting events. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its
limits. - Anonymous. Courtesy of MAO.

Horoscope today:

The independence that characterizes your sign may play some tricks on you today, dear Aries. What you say won’t be approved of as easily as usual. Even though you have quite a bit of freedom, there are others who assume that you feel you do not have enough. There’s no way to please everybody. This concern is their problem, not yours. Though it does beg the question: Do the people that you associate with on a daily basis really understand who you are?

OQO Device looks cool so far.

Windows Media Player 10 Technical Beta So far looks good. No complaints yet.

I’m a lost soul not looking for direction. - Siddman