If you’ve seen one beautiful naked women…

You’ve gotta see them all.

FREE pictures taken of you:

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Date: 2003-11-26, 9:45PM

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I wonder which poor innocent girl would fall for that. And why didn’t I think of this before! ;)

Netflix sent me 2 DVD discs for Gangs of New York. Just got the emails. Weird ’cause they never do that. Could it be that the movie is soooooo long, I have to use both discs? Or enuff people whined about not seeing special features on second discs. Or a change of policy. Or just the Holiday Spirit. Or special way to say thanks to a old customer. I’ve been with them since the beginning.

Radioshack and Fleet used the same stock photo of a girl in red dress holding LOTS of gift packages in their newsletter. Funny!

Alien vs. Predator MOVIE! Whoever Wins… We Lose!

The TOTO Washlet Futuristic Asswipe! Me like. :)

Battlestar Galactica Tricia Helfer is disgustingly HOT! Both as Number Six and as herself (check out the Comicon Panel’s last video! I didn’t know she was in Victoria’s Secret!

I don’t think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it. I think if you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done. – Mike Ditka

Colossal Hero!

November 21, 2003

mylastemail I’m not the only one thinking about death!

I think it is too much to ask a computer guy to fix a printer beyond the basic toner & roller change.

What sucks is when cheap ass jobs ask for cover letter and three reference contacts with resume. My references can’t be bothered by you!

My Pop-Up, My Friend

November 12, 2003

Whatever you do, you need courage. Whatever course you decide upon, there is always someone to tell you you are wrong. There are always difficulties arising which tempt you to believe that your critics are right. To map out a course of action and follow it to the end, requires some of the same courage which a soldier needs. Peace has its victories, but it takes brave men to win them.

- Emerson

Mobydock I’m going to play with this tonight.

Some personality test result. I took it on 06/20/2001.

Hey, Siddman, you’re a Secret Agent!

You’re basically a smart, shrewd, loner. For you, a lifetime in solitary

confinement sounds pretty darn fun – as long as they serve ice cream. That way you could ponder life’s mysteries without anyone bugging you. But to those lucky enough to know you well, you’re a deeply caring person full of energy and ideas. We wouldn’t be surprised to hear that you collected stamps as a child.

On a personal level, you’re sensitive. You worry too much about how you compare to others, and your mood suffers under such intense personal scrutiny. The flip side is that you feel extra happy when things go well. You’d rather stick with the familiar than deal with strange new emotions or environments. But other times you feel confident and spontaneous and have to suppress your desire to belt out “Copacabana.” Let’s just say you’re kind of like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Professionally, you like to work in a cubicle and eat lunch at your desk. You like structure and order, so you won’t be disturbed. You like to concentrate on the task at hand and avoid distractions, or else you can get frazzled. But most importantly, your critical eye means that your final product is always top rate (even if you don’t see it that way yourself).

Annoyances.org

November 9, 2003

Out of desperation courage is born – Starlancer

When I ordered 3 turtlenecks from Target.com on 12/13/2000, I wrote the following in the gift message…

GO TO HELL SIDDMAN!

WEAR THESE STUFF ON YOUR WAY!

YOU DEVIL MAN!

HOPE YOU DIE SOON!

found the email as I was cleaning my inbox.

The Geek Test I got 12.42604% – Geekish Tendencies

I wanna kick that old lady in the Focus Factor commercial that says “They let you try it for free? It must be good!”

I’m psyched about Matrix Revolutions tomorrow. IMAX baby!

My Horoscope 4 today:

Your life seems like an adventure movie with extra thrills! Aries is constantly on the run. You’re finding yourself in new scenarios every time you round the corner. Right now, you have to come up with workable solutions to the extraordinary problems that you keep encountering. If you’ve ever wanted to be spy or a super hero, you might want to reconsider those ideas after today. Not that you don’t like helping people in distress, but you’ve realized that maybe your normal life isn’t so bad after all.

Batman: Rise of Sin Tzu Too bad it’s not available for PC.

Hooked on RoomRaiders on MTV these days. Can’t believe no one leaves their computer password protected. Women are going in a finding porn links in there. No one will find porn favorite links in my browser. I have other sources. ;) When I move out I’m putting in lots of security stuff @ my place.

Tru Calling was OK but nothing too special. Don’t think it will last. Eliza Dushku runs kinda funny.

Nip/Tuck. A must see! All you need is one episode. It’s just that good!