Top pickup lines: 1. Goth: “Call me morbid, call …
July 9, 2003
1. Goth: “Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours” or “Do you practice safe hex? ”
2. Christian: “Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?” or “What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?”
3. Sufferers of Attention Deficit Disorder: “Excuse me, but I just noticed that the color of your eyes reminds me of something I saw in Hawaii. I was walking on the beach and … Oh cool! They have beer nuts here.”
4. Incurable romantics: “I never believed in love at first sight until YOU walked into the room.”
5. Sex fiends: “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”
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