This is a classic repost from my old site. Origina…

This is a classic repost from my old site. Original post date: April 25, 2002. Special request from JLE.

I see Dead Naked People

So you’re having sex with someone, stranger or known person. That other person has bad heart, high blood pressure or something bad (no VD) that causes him/her to die while you were in the middle of intercourse, penetrated in someway with something (even if it was gay sex). Let’s assume the penetrated object was organic. Now you’re stuck with this dead person and cannot de-penetrate. Good thing the phone was nearby. You call someone you know, maybe a friend. If you’re trustable-friendless like me, you’ll call 911. Let’s assume both of you were buck naked during the process. Unless you’re doing it in a public place, public cold place or you have ugly body parts, there’s no need to expose only the necessary body parts. Do it in the buff baby! You’re laying there naked waiting for the cops or whoever to rescue from this embarrassing moment or should I call it a sad one. Someone is dead, you know. Anyway, during the waiting period you blame yourself and ask why this kinda stuff happens to you only. So you’re waiting and waiting and waiting and eventually you start to get horny. Don’t worry, it’s natural. It’s OK for 2 naked people to be horny. But it’s a little weird if one of them is dead. Well, technically the dead person is probably still warm inside. Your horniness grows and next thing you know you’re having sex with a dead person! Eventually, your so called friend arrives. You have either had sex with this one or this friend always wanted to have sex with you. This person rescues you. Since you’re already naked with another dead naked person, your friend proposes a mini orgy or 3 way sex. You give in and have sex with dead and a living person at the same time and with dead person for the second time or both of you cut the dead person into small pieces, feed some to the dog you’ve been having occasional sex with and the cat your friend likes to fuck. Use the blender/food processor to take care of the rest. Keep some juicy meat for the weekend barbecue. Next door neighbors won’t know the difference. Have passionate sex with this friend to compensate for all the trouble. For few days you lay low, plead ignorance to anything related to the dead person. Slowly you start to go back to normal. But wait! You start to See Dead People! Dead Naked People in your dreams! You call up your friend and say “I see Dead Naked People”! The friend comes over to comfort you. You guys have a mini orgy with the Dog and Cat, video tape it and post the whole thing on your website. The Dead Naked People just won’t go away. You go to hospital to see a doctor for this problem. While waiting for the Doc, you get approached by a horny nurse. Being a horny bastard that you are, both of you end up half naked in the morgue. Eventually having another mini orgy with a living and dead person and sex with a dead person for the third time! The doctor couldn’t find anything wrong with you and told you to cut down on the masturbation and porn watching to a minimum. The Dead Naked People are still alive in your dreams! Things start to get worse. Now you’re seeing living people as Dead Naked People. One day you’re coming home from working late and see a half dead homeless person in an alley. You strangle that person and have sex with a dead person for the fourth time. At home lying on the bed you realize its outta control. You love having sex with Dead People. But you can’t go on killing homeless people. They kinda stink, too. No use grave digging, rotten dead people are not fun to have sex with. Fresh dead people are not easy to come by these days. Plus too many grave digging will cause controversy. Your only other choice is the hospital. They have plenty of supply for dead people. So you get that nurse you had sex with help you sneak in the hospital every night. You could have gotten a job at the hospital but you’re not qualified and you make more money as a freelancer anyway. Hours are flexible. The nurse didn’t mind having sex with you and the dead people. One day you’re minding your own business, having sex with both dead and the living; the dead person turns out to be a vampire! It sucks the life out of the nurse and offers you eternal life. You take the offer and become a vampire, too. Now you and the vampire and another dead people have another mini orgy. The vampire decides to live in the hospital because of easy access to blood. Now you can live forever, sleep all day, work and play at night! Perfect! Just the way you like it.

I�m feeling kinda horny after writing this story.