Darker Me

Spam email of the day:

Paying the Rent with Sex!!!

Another one bites the cock. This girl had the nicest ass I’ve seen in a while. She called me asking for directions to my apartment. She didn’t speak too much English She was perfect because my buddy had just lost his girlfriend and to stay for six days in the, this girl ended up being down to do anything, and I mean anything.

Crabby’s Top 10 Spam-Fighting Tips

1199 potential spam emails waiting for me from this weekend at work!

If you have known me for awhile, you’ve probably noticed that 95% of the stuff I wear on top doesn’t really have any buttons (such as shirts). Unless it’s a polo, where there’s about 4 or less buttons or Levi’s 501 button fly jeans. Other apparels usually have zippers. I find it too time consuming/frustrating to button up all those buttons that come with normal shirts. I’m such a lazy bastard!

Quotes of the Day from W2Knews:

Politics… Wise men talk because they have something to say.

Fools talk because they have to say something.” - Plato

One-Liners… The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

Bumper Stickers… Driver carries no cash; HE IS MARRIED

I couldn’t get into a bar ’cause I didn’t have a driver’s license. My College ID wasn’t good enough. I intentionally make my life hard and miserable.

Going to Chelsea Piers for company outing. Will be doing rock climbing. Must please the little monkey inside me!

ASAP is a myth but I try to make it a reality whenever I can - Siddman

At work today: 183 supposedly normal new emails (I’m sure at least 10% is spam) and 215 potential spams stopped by Trend Micro spam software.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

- Beverly Sills

I’m not going to get the Logitech Z-640 5.1 Surround Sound Speaker System ’cause it will only make my life more complicated. I’ll get this one or better when I finally get my own place.

Why I don’t Celebrate My Birthday:

1) I hate the concept of life

2) I hate my life

3) Birthdays are reminder that I’m getting closer to death, not a reason to celebrate

4) Cakes make me thirsty

5) People can’t figure out what to get me (mostly ’cause I have everything and whatever I want is too expensive)

6) I don’t wanna feel or be happy, I’ll lose my cool factor

7) I’m emotionally scarred ’cause my mom used to dress me up during my early birthday days

I do buy stuff for myself sometimes. I’m such as sick puppy! Yes, it’s between 2-9 of April.

I have to go thru about 200 or more spam emails daily for the company. Some of them are pretty funny. Here’s the spam line of the day…

5 Million Beautiful Singles and 1 Ugly One! for date.com

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the

best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the

Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance,

Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America

are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’”

-Chris Rock

Cancelled the order for the speakers. I don’t wanna pay extra tax and shipping. Can still get it from www.buy.com without tax and shipping. Thinking.

Logitech Z-640 5.1 Surround Sound Speaker System, CompUSA Price: $14.99, after rebate(s)* . I don’t qualify for the $15.00 rebate, still pretty good price! Thinking about getting it. But first, must do some research.